Germany’s Environment Minister Calls On Citizens To Turn Off Lights During Sex – To Protect Climate!
What follows is no joke, and tells us how far the German government is prepared to go in order to get its citizens to be nice to the climate.
Germany’s Ministry of Environment headed by socialist Barbara Hendricks has produced a series of video clips aimed at getting citizens to save energy, and thus do the climate good at the same time.
One clip shows a teenage girl coming home late one evening, quietly tip-toeing past the open door of a lit up living room, only to awkwardly catch her parents in the act. Embarrassed, the daughter turns off the lights.
A voice comes on:
The world says thanks. 5% less energy consumption in German households makes one coal power plant redundant. Together it’s climate protection.”
Some readers may ask if it’s customary for Germans to do it fully dressed. According to the video, it seems so. Perhaps the German Ministry of Environment has also decreed sex only in unheated rooms.
German ARD public television reports that the Ministry spent a total of 1.5 million taxpayer euros on producing the 30-second videos.
It really is amazing that bureaucrats are now telling citizens under what conditions to have sex: fully dressed, in a cold room with the lights on.
Another video shows an overweight man filling up his SUV with a jet ski in tow:
The message here, other than men being stupid fat pigs, is:
The climate says thanks. The climate is happy about every single bicycle ride.”
Another video shows a woman closing the window so she does not have to hear the sounds of her power-tool operating husband being eaten by zombies.
After she closes the window, a voice says:
The world says thank you. Stop leaving the windows open in the winter time. Airing out the house all at once for a short time is better for the climate.”
So not only does the room have to be dark and unheated, but the windows also must be closed when having sex (with all your clothes on) in Germany.
This is the nanny state at work. But here the nanny in charge obviously has really gone completely idiotic. Surely Chancellor Angela Merkel is relieved that these videos are not productions made by her CDU party.
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258 Responses
We already do this in the Amurkin Empire since the goobmit has drones or hidden cameras trained on us at all times.
No, I prefer the lights on so I can seen my girl’s face splattered with all my goodness. Hard to do that with the lights off.
From the looks of ‘most’ German women, over the age of 25, I can see where the eco-terrorist Minister/Chancellor is coming from.
What’s wrong with hairy armpits and hairy legs?
Gage me with a spoon. You must be desperate.
He may be referring to men.I prefer women shaved armpits and legs.
HarryObrian, there is no such thing as an ugly woman, some’s just better looking, that’s all. ROFLMAO
Diversity means Chasing Down the Last White Person.
Anti racist is a codeword for anti white.
Why is “diversity” and “multiculturalism” demanded in All white populations and Only white populations?
Why do supposedly World Problems like “racism”, etc. target Only white people and Only white populations?
# anti white
# white genocide
Exactly! Why is diversity not imposed on the NCAA, NBA and NFL, the same way it is imposed on other American businesses? Because diversity is a racist code word for get whitey.
because old white guys deserve it!
That makes you a racist pig Johnny.
sorry old man, now go change your Depends and eat your strained peas.
old white guys deserve it
Why?
because they have screwed over, blacks, women and children. May they enjoy their karma
Old white guys made it easy for blacks in particular to sit back and do nothing but drink, screw, and collect food stamps. Johnny99, you have successfully been indoctrinated, how does it feel to have your knowledge fed to you by people who have a vested interest in keeping you ignorant?
Oh, Toby, you think you are so bright and have everything figured out. I am a white male who does very well and I am positive i pay more taxes than you will ever imagine. Last night we played for 15,000 people and tonight we will be in front of 11,000 people who love us and want to get away for old, white, Depends wearing guys like you!
Sure yah do…Fraud.
You write like the illiterate leftist street geek you are.
I am sure you or someone in your family has bought something of ours. thank you.
I see your sixth grade education is serving you well, Jethro
If only you knew you Marxist punk..LOL.
Money doesn’t equate with morality nor even competence. GE, GM and now Health Insurance companies get by with government fraud using Taxpayers money to stay afloat.
As if any money you have/make legitimizes government control of individual rights. And I don’t think you have anything but Media slogans to take to the bank anyway Mr “We are the 99 % “
Too funny, DJ, you think you know someone and then try to put them in their place with an epic failure rate. God, white trash like you make me laugh.
You just outed yourself as an OWS racist “person of Color.
Nuff said.
too funny, you outed yourself as liking to spend time with priests and other men, who like men. You are a good little piece of white trash
Little Johnny. You have a Micro-Mind.
And now it is on display for everyone to see. Buh-bye racist.
No Problem Jethro, thank you for proving you an old, stinky white guy who is freaking because you are losing a little more power every day, old man
The Sad part is that you are right, the whites do lose power and freedoms each year, but, you don’t realize that your savior and the rest of those you support, the Dems, take your power, freedoms and money as well. A Dem only wants power and control. All control. Some people recognize it, some celebrate it. Raise your glass of Kool-Aid and gulp it down!
Johnny is a living legend in his own mind.He’s a wannabe (black guy who wants to be white or a white guy who wants to be black).Be happy who you are John E.
thank you. I am very fortunate and I appreciate people like you and your family who buy our products
btw Johnny, if you are a “rawker”, I haven’t paid for any music in 10yrs. So kiss my white azz.
i told you I do not repay favors, so pucker up son.
I dont think you are male ..just cause it may say so on your birth certificate doesnt mean you haven’t lost your bollacks somewhere along the line.
I’ve seen this same spiel before, ages ago.
Oh, how would you know anything? You play for a living, don’t contribute anything at all to society, just play for brain dead fools.
Toby, I get paid very well for playing. you should not call your family and friends, brain dead fools.
Pay all the taxes you want to Johnny99, you have my blessing to do so.
Oh, and you have a perverted idea of what love is. The fans don’t love you, the fact that you think they do shows me that you don’t have a clue about love. So tell me Johnny99, have you ever been with a woman? I’m betting the answer is no because you don’t seem much of a man to me. Now please go and play with yourself, that is safer for you and the rest of the human race. ROFLMAO
I have been married to the same woman for 16 years, i am very fortunate to live the life I want. Have a nice day whiner boi
Troy,
Johnnny99 is an OWS Communist troll. You know the “we are the 99%” crowd.
Troy, DJ is an old bitter man who wears Depends and is taking money from the Government. he is part of the 99% in full colors
This article has nothing to do with race. Quit your b itchin and turn off CNN and the 24h furgeson coverage. Its taintting your thought s…. uless your both already racist .
Johnny99, you seem to have a fixation on old white men in depends. You might want to seek professional help as this is a kink which surprises even me, and I’ve been on this planet for quite some time. Perversion seems to be your middle name.
Which area of the world abolished slavery first? The Muslim world? Africa? Asia? Or…?
that is funny.
Well, what is the answer?
What is funny about the truth Johnny99? The U.S. and the U.K. scoured the seas, and destroyed the slave trade everywhere they found it. Learn your history, you might just appear a bit smarter to your betters, not that even a modicum of intellect wouldn’t have that effect on you.
They did try, but slavery is still practiced in Islam and Africa, and even in the US and UK. When the slavers are caught, they should face the death penalty, but, alas, do not.
I don’t disagree with you, but Johnny boy was pointing the finger saying whites are to blame…not so.
White people are to blame in our country
You have no idea what karma is , little idiot …
Leo, I am sure i do and I am positive an old man like you will getting some right in the forehead, old stinky man, go change your Depends
er white women who get pregnant with white men abort. abortion among whites is extremely high. You may want to address you white white feminists about that.
You may also want address making love with no intention of having a baby. Contraceptives are highly used among white white women.
With all the gas, coal and petroleum and knowing global warming is a lie why would we need to shut off the lights?
Because Big Brother told you to. And you must quit confusing the issue with facts or you will be sent to a retraining camp.
Excellent….. and so horribly true..
The voters are stupid, that is why.
I see that Krautland has their share of morons too.
It must be logically calculated.
Well they did lose two wars…can’t be all that bright…
Gone completely insane. Trying to create a fake worldwide crisis to gain power and usher in world govt. They haven’t hid that fact. The whole scam is evil and people die from energy poverty. The corruption of these idiots is beyond measure. The climate is fine and extreme weather has actually declined with no warming for 18 years. The crooks stated in the past that 15 years of no warming would prove the theory false. Now they just ignore their own advice. We live of the Age of the Lies.
that is true but considering that the human body is often quite repulsive, turning out the lights might help prevent erectile dysfunction.
I hear the UN is drawing up plans for an energy savings ban on plug in vibrators.
So will they be nuke powered? ROFLMAO
That’ll give Granny a glow.
Solar…sex only in the daytime
Nooooooooooooooooooo…………..!
Hope it’s lithium batteries…….hours of fun and when the batteries are done so will you!…lol
Kind of like the way Obama just ignores his own statements about how he’s not an emperor.
As the Supreme Court of the US so succinctly put it when referring to BarryCare/HillaryCare2… “it’s a tax, nothing more”.
The Digital Age has increased the scale, scope and efficiency of everything – lying included.
I am not so sure about that, Wilson and FDR were really great liars!
How many BTU’s do you think politicians can generate? Probably have very dirty emissions…. So I guess their only good for kindling wood
This advice from the country that brought the world, two, count them, two world wars, and went 0-2 in them, I’m leaving the lights on.
How about we just shut off politicians when they speak, and call it good.
Maybe Fraue Bitch can go to hell? Maybe? Who are you, dear, to tell people how and in what circumstances to have sex?
She is a brainwashed self-righteous nazi trying to protect the world from our ignorance.
Diversity means Chasing Down the Last White Person
Anti-racist is code for anti-white
#antiwhite
#whitegenocide
Anti-racist Hitler YT: watch?v=zz2kTbMIzs4
No, I don’t think so. Perhaps those responsible for this should just go and f@ck themselves, I am sure no one will care if they leave the lights on.
Okay, during cold weather do it in daylight , fully clothed- except for alterations of course- and at night in candlelight under a lot of quilts so you don’t need to use as much fuel. Increase quickie times during work hours. That would burn more calories and cut down on having to work out in the gym after work, saving cash while loosing weight and keeping in shape. Oh, and longer lunch breaks. For obvious reasons. Experiment with a variety of on the run sex routines. There by increasing chances to get- R- done and still never be late for appointment and you can save on fuel prices and decrease the ozone by using only the one vehicle.
On the run? Like, in the back of the bus? On the subway? Do German subways leave the lights out except during passenger loading?
No. The U-Bahnhöfe are always illuminated.
I was thinking more along the lines of really -on the run. Like sex while literally running. Germany doesn’t have speed limits. They are all for getting where you are going fast, so I figured they might like that idea. ? 🙂
Can only imagine trying to come-a-runnin. Loss of leg control followed by face plant seems likely.
I think he must be speaking directly to Bill Clinton….
So now it is official we have Climate NAZI’s, and they want to control your intimate actions in bed!
There is no intimacy when it comes to control freaks. They are nasty nosy parkers. The world would be a better place if the creepy control freaks were dead.
Speaking of government invading our bedrooms…
Many years ago Playboy Magazine carried a column called the Playboy Advisor. One entry was about a young college kid who was seeing a lady who was beauty challenged, but willing. He asked whether he should do his thing with her. Playboy’s response was — go ahead, just remember beauty is but a light switch away.
Good advice!
Why do you think bags and flags were invented..
THE LAST DAYS.
Bible Prophecy
“Evil Men (and Women) Will Wax Worse and Worse”
Deceiving . . . (Lying)
and BEING Deceived”
Jesus (Yeshua) called Satan the “father of all lies.” The Bible warns “in the last days” evil men (and women) will be prevalent. Lying and deception (which are now called “spin”) will characterize the generation (and the leaders) who will pull the world down into the dark abyss and terrors of the coming “Apocalypse” . . .
“But KNOW this,
that in the last days
perilous times will come . . .
Evil men and impostors will grow worse and worse,
deceiving (lying) and being deceived.”
(2 Timothy 3:1, 13)
The Scriptures tell us God cannot lie and He h ates all lies. God says truth is non-negotiable and is fundamental to His law. In the past, liars and perjurers were held accountable and dealt with harshly and severely. Today we see lying casually accepted in the news, in the movies, and on television. Lying is now being presented as funny and harmless. This generation is unique in its reaction to liars and perjurers. This nation even lifted up and still glorifies a recent President whose most notable characteristics were flagrantly staring into a TV camera lying and deceiving … and then later being convicted of criminal perjury. This generation mocks our rules of law. This generation mocks God’s Law. As noted, telling the truth is fundamental to God’s law. In the Bible we find when a nation and its leader(s) defiantly mock, ignore, and turn their backs on God’s law, God will turn His back on that nation and will remove His protection and blessings from that people. God help us. The future of that nation and people is always very, very grim …
A stark warning . . .
“Knowing this:
that the Law is not made for a righteous person,
but for the lawless and insubordinate,
for the ungodly and for sinners,
for the unholy and profane,
for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers,
for manslayers,
for $exually immoral (fornicators),
for homosexuals (sodomites),
for kidnappers,
for liars,
for perjurers,
and if there is any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine”
(1 Timothy 1:8-10)
“But the cowardly, unbelieving,
abominable, murderers,
$exually immoral,
sorcerers, (drugs … “pharmakeus”)
idolaters,
and all liars
shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone,
which is the second death .” (The darkness, aloneness, and torments of HeII
(Revelation 21:8)
Sorry if I’m not politcally correct but I don’t have to be.
Thanks for the reminder Lisa. These are the times that try men’s souls.
Oral superstitions from simple goat herders in the bronze age is the best you have? Why do you hate the current age in which you reside which knows more than any that preceded it? Is the wealth of information just too much for you to comprehend? So sad that you didn’t avail yourself of the great and many education facilities and opportunities afforded those who chose to learn in our society.
Blonde hair sort of glows in the dark, just sayin..
Having been told quite firmly what kinds and designs of light bulbs we’re allowed to use, we’re now being instructed on when we can use them? I suppose this was the next logical step.
The next logical step is not being allowed to use them at all. The left essentially wants to return to the stone age.
This is WHY conservatives like myself HATE socialism. It is anti FREEDOM! America fought a REVOLUTION to be free from governments and powers that seek to ENSLAVE people…”for their own good and the good of society”. They are CONTROL FREAKS…and if you LET them they will take your soul.
America has lost much of its disdain toward socialism little by little over the years. That has been our greatest danger. It’s like a cancer that eats away at the body of the nation until it is terminal.
Come on, the Revolution wasn’t about freedom. It was about not paying taxes. The freedom we enjoy now wasn’t even a figment in their imaginations then. Slavery continued to exist for a century after the revolution.
But isn’t the freedom over your own body the only freedom? If our bodies work and sweat to produce how does which we make with our bodies and mind that belong to other people to live high on?
Should an author be able to keep the product of his mind? After all in Obama’s famous words : He “didn’t write that” Movie actors similarly don’t “act that” and pitchers don’t even pitch their own fast balls. It all belongs to the state to redistribute as they see fit doesn’t it?
It turns out that only redistributers can keep, not what they make, but all that they can take.
This is the alpha and omega of socialism; picture a pan of frying eggs: “this is what a mind on socialism looks like”
That is not true. Doing away with slavery is a refinement (and was even debated at the time). You should maybe do some reading of the Federalist papers and other documents of the time. Our freedom now is less than it was 50 years ago for most of us BTW.
Then what was it about genius?
It was about freedom…
The objection wasn’t so much to paying taxes but not being represented in the House of Commons…
The Brits were making laws that weren’t good for us while taking our money…
Kind of like what Congress does now, takes our money, and doesn’t represent us.
That is one of the dumbest things ever said. Go back to school or educate yourself properly on your own, but stop making asinine comments in public.
The Revolution wasn’t about freedom? Really? Let me see, what are those lines written in the Declaration of Independence? Oh yeah: “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” The founders were perfectly aware of the problems and contradictions of slavery–many were horrified by it–but they realized that they couldn’t solve everything at once, and that keeping the original thirteen states unified in the beginning was important to create a nation. Study American history more deeply and you will learn all about it.
Wow – government intrusion in our lives has reached a new low. Government douche bags – you think the people are going to stand for this much longer ? Revolution is coming and there are stakes just waiting for your heads
Like the blind care ….
Mein GOTT
From one Nazi regime to the next… way to go Germany.
your “smart” tv is watching you anyways…so u may wanna hit the lights 😉
Does the tv bathe the room with infared so that it can see in the dark? By the way, Smart TV’s usually do have camera’s. Just like in Orwell’s Book, 1984.
ARD is pravda, state sponsered propaganda. its amzing and dissapointing to see them bend or completely destroy the truth every night at seven. anthropomorphic climate change is an unproven myth and citizens as well as politicians are blind to the goebbels ‘big lie’. ‘consensus is not science’.
Notice how environmental people are all a little mental ?
I’m confused. Do they want the government in the bedroom or not?
That actually made me laugh out loud. Beautiful.
But do the trains still run on Time?
It appears that government ministers in Germany are about as brain dead as government officials everywhere. In honor of this dolt, I’m going to turn a few lights on. I’d prefer to be environmentally friendly, but it’s more important to do whatever I can to fight idiots in government, wherever they happen to be.
That would depend on so many factors ….
How long do you take ? 3 minutes or 2 hours ?
What does your wife look like ?
Lights off may be more exciting or bearable as the case may be.
You could just go for the weekend “nooner” to “save the planet”.
So much to consider.
Then again there is the sudden urge, all else be damned.
That would be my personal favorite.
“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be
better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be “cured” against one’s will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.”
So true.
But, it affects my performance…i need to take “lowlitepoorsex” medication for my low hemoglobin count. What do they want us to be?, bats or something?! These libtards are only worthy of “being made fun of”….how stupid can the world be in listening to these abject idiots
Here is a better idea,how about liberturds stop procreating.
the facts and climate models don’t support the false religion,so resorting to shame and guilting people is all that is left.
Puts a whole new meaning to DARK ROOM
I like the lights on and the camera running. That way my wife and I can critique our performance.
These ads are one way our betters tell us that they have only contempt for us.
Simpler just to put a bag over her head.
It does make sense to leave the light on during sex to conserve energy. You see the pervs, who are the neighbors, will all shut their lights so they can see the activities better.
One bedroom light vs. several pervs with no lights. Das ist gut, ya.
Oh, by the way, this from the country that drilled in to their youths in school to rat on their families and neighbors if they were not followers of the fuerher and his policies. Starting to sound more like it is hitting home, here, as well, eh?
Only braindead Germany, which closed down the only truly low carbon power plants they have (nuclear) because they got scared when a couple of reactors had a non-life-threatening accident due to a set of circumstances that are physically impossible in Germany. Germans may just be the dumbest of them all -look at how they took to Hitler.
Light in the dark, heat in the cold, cooling in the heat, fun in the sun all signs not of man’s ingenuity but of man’s avarice. Thank you for having sex without procreating another offensive issuance from beings. Will the birds and bees ever realize their worth is in realizing their worthlessness?
Liberal whack offs gone viral. This is some of the stupidest stuff I’ve ever heard of. That there are thinking human beings that actually buy into this climate silliness, and embrace their lemmingness to follow the government trolls is sickening.
This is the how liberal fascists think-a twist in the mind that produces horrible ideas. The liberal fascist is more deadly to free societies than ISIS and its associates.
Mercy, nobody whines quite like conservatives! Change channels! Or better yet, turn off the TV, you might learn something.
I’ve been doing that for years. I don’t want to see just exactly what I’m doing.
how can you see the photos in the Sears and Roebucks magazine with the lights out?
Will she mandate that they wear brown shirts when they copulate as well?
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Ole Teddy cupcake hates science.
It’s great when morons self-identify. Thanks Sparky. Now go back to bed like a good little drone and leave the tough things like thinking to those of us that can. You’re just going to hurt yourself if you try.
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Teddy cupcake I fought fascists … you would find a wonderful home with them … you’re so alike with your confused politics but their science prowess would probably confuse your simple thinking mind..
Fascists, like all their Leftist brethren (communists, Nazis, and socialists of various stripes) use imbeciles like you to enslave under that “green” mantra. You and your friends need to be resisted by any means necessary by those that understand freedom and yes, science. Dumbass.
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Oh Teddy cupcake you professed to being a thinker … well it has obviously not worked for you. How did you miss availing yourself of some of the best educational facilities and opportunities that our society has to offer? Was that a willful conscious decision on your part to be obnoxiously ignorant? Revel in the freedom that our society affords you to be as thick as a brick.
You are truly to stupid for a discussion. I hope you find comfort among your gaggle of lemmings. One day it may occur to you that mindless collectivism and thought and different things.
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No wonder she wants the lights off, have you seen this Barbara Hendricks? She looks like Janet Napolitano’s twin sister (brother!?) on a bad day. Imagine someone spotting her in the act, they’d need to be treated for PTSD
“The ice cap is falling off a cliff. It could be completely gone in summer in as little as 7 years from now ” Al Gore.
‘There is a 75 per cent chance that the entire polar ice cap, during some of the summer months, could be completely ice-free within five to seven years.’ Al Gore
Seven years after former US Vice-President Al Gore’s warning, Arctic ice cap has expanded for second year in row. These satellite images taken from University of Illinois’s Cryosphere project show ice has become more concentrated. An area twice the size of Alaska – America’s biggest state – was open water two years ago and is now covered in ice.
Hey little Bo Peep, Al Gore’s got your sheep.
Why do you hate science? Did you get too many Fs? If only your wishes were reality. What’s Santa bringing you this year?
I just quoted Al Gore and then I quoted a retort of Al Gore’s claims by a scientific study of satellite images. You seem to be the one who can’t handle a scientific rebuttal. Science is very rarely agreed apron by all scientist. Theories are challenged, dissected, debated, refuted and reformed. This is what makes further learning and new ideas possible. That is except for the global warming sheep who, like yourself, refuse to have any contrary data brought to the argument. Your stance, like Al Gore’s, is hardened like stone resting in the bliss of ignorance. No other information is wanted and will not be tolerated. Your mind is set. You are benighted my friend. You’re nothing more than a small part of the herd.
Anyone quoting Al Gore as a source of climate science is scientifically illiterate and misquoting him makes you silly and dumb. Second, you’re obviously neither a scientist nor scientifically literate from your statements about how science reaches consensus and is conducted. If you did, then you wouldn’t have stated the nonsense about Arctic ice in your original comment especially when all the evidence shows a trend of steady decline. Visit the NSIDC website and glean the evidence which guides scientists and is the sole authority in science.
Are You Fukin Kiddin me….
http://www.anotherwtfmoment.com
This message was a private one to Merkyl’s hubby.
This environment bull s**** is news..????…thought after ADOLF HITLER BRAINWASHING…..you idiots would by now wise up. Stupidity seem contagious…here in the USA millions are dumb/mentally enslaved as well……GRUBER was correct about stupid americans…voting for obama…hope and change..not knowing what is a tax…end of racial this /that…all the while voting for the biggest RACIST, LIAR, P.O.S????…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…….STUPID PEOPLE…BY GRUBER……MOVIE COMING SOON!!!!!!!
Wo bist zum Teufel du?
WWII has taught most Germans the wrong lesson. Now too many only wish to fight against windmills.
I’m tired of these Environmentalist Fundementalists telling us how to live. I actually try to live responsibly, but now, I am DONE. Changes as of today…
*My home heat will be set at 72 degrees, instead of 65. No more sweaters itching me.
*I will pre-start my car to warm it up and use fuel that way – no more freezing car.
*I own an SUV but use it solely for family trips. NOW, I’ll drive it during the week and be more comfortable.
In my bedroom – it’s my business- NOT yours, you Enviro Extremists. You and Jerry Falwell are the same and now, guess what – you’ve lost one.
Glory be to fossil fuels, and creature comforts from now on.
I might turn it up to 75 for the winter. But, since 0 eliminated coal, I will have less green.
The government is so far reaching that now they are telling you what to do during intimate personal times.
doooood….They have thousands of individual coal burning furnaces in apartments in Berlin. My friend and the neighbors on his level alone probably burns a few hundred tons of the stuff every winter!! His building is 6 stories. You have to be delusional, to think something like turning off the lights during sex, would make some calculable impact on the environment. If there is anything that makes one doubt the environmental agenda, it should be these kinds of outrageous antics.
You must live in the east german zone.
Global warming/climate change/whatever is a lie designed to get you to accept carbon taxes. Quit following fake environmentalism and start being a real environmentalist.
Und Ve haf Kamps vor dose Schweine who do not follow ze rules.
Well, at least it is good for a laugh.
Apparently the Secretary turns out the lights when she ‘thinks’
Enviro loonies never back off. More totalitarian control of our lives every day. People are sick of these bullies!
Here is a perfect example of Big Govt getting into your personal business. For now they are saying “Please turn off the lights during intercourse to saving the (mythical) climate crisis….” But in a year or two, it will become a govt mandate backed by fines and possible imprisonment.
The German economy is in desperate peril, burdened by the millions of their eastern cousins already on social programs and the new waves of refugees from the Middle East. So too, will follow the rest of the continent while their major companies shift production to friendlier climes. How’s that for a social experiment?
The topic is f*ing with the lights off.
Nooo…. The topic is Germany’s ever-more-statist ethos.
This from Barbara Hendricks, whom turns the lights on to find she’s been riding my little pony!
Friendship is magic.
With some women, I would turn out the lights too!
Would I turn out the lights for Angela? She’s not a bad-looking “German Mature”…
And she has a very nice pair…
I think I’d leave ’em on…
And how much energy is that supposed to save? Uh, wait, that is, that will save a lot of energy!!
Boggles the mind that these people made it to power…….How bout you park your private jet, how bout you don’t have a caravan of SUV following you all everywhere you go, how about you get a smaller house, HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BREATHING. ……. jagovs
He thinks all women look like his wife… ZZZZZZZZ
My opinion is that they make these ads to really piss us off. I mean look at all of the posts. Mission accomplished I think.
I keep my windows shut. A neighbor serenades us with his complete collection of craftsman power tools at night.
Just when you think this Global Warming/Climate Change crap had peaked in stupidity, they prove you wrong.
The “climate” is not interested – and neither is the rest of the world. Germany certainly must have better ideas to export than this dip stick. He must be a “Gruber graduate” – the dip stick who speaks the same idiotic comments in the U.S.
and turning off those 6 to 8 minutes is going to save what? :~)
6 to 8 minutes…!???
What are You, some kind of Stud ..????
The germans have been corrupted into a pathetic people through their media and government. When will this nation stand up again as strong men and honorable women!?
Might be because of the Farfromgudlookin of the German woman that those lights should be off.
As for Global Climate Fraud, perhaps these pompous elite thieves should stop consuming my resources? That would reduce man made global Bull excrement by thousands of tons daily.
This is the kind of answers we get from energy terrorist environmentalist. They really have no reasonable answers.
Why do environmental wackos have to be in your bedroom?
Because the rest of the government is so why not these wackos too.
Sandra Fluke can be the Lampen uber-furher sex czar right ! ?
Shut down the government and save all that hot air.
I have a better idea. I will just do as I please.
Well, the Germans did invent the “Fahrten-Lampen” after all. Very clever idea. A bedside lamp powered by your personal flatulence. When you want to read in bed, you just stick the end of the tube where the sun don’t shine and connect the other end to your Fahrten-Lampen. If you want to read “War and Peace”, you better eat a big bowl of pinto beans.
Well, it can save you 1 or 2 bags too! That’s gotta be good for the environment too! ROFLMAO
To the Minister of Environment, STFU and go away. If she wants to save energy she should just stop breathing and do us all a favor. These leftist crackpots have no shame and no limits to the interfering they want to do.
Sounds like the German Voter has been “Grubered” on Climate Change like the Americans were/are Grubered on ObamaCare.
well that should save 30 seconds once a year…………….wait, do you have to be with someone else?
From the German women I have met, I would turn off the lights too. LOL
THis would be no problem in Sweden as Swedish couples, at least according to surveys, have less sex per month than any other European nation.
And now it’s official : Germans is most stupid nations in Europe ! They finally get ahead of Frenchs .
Could you take a writing class so we do not need to be frustrated trying to read your gibberish?
Ach du lieber Gott. Get the f#ck out of my life you wack job Nazis.
Angela Merkel is part of the problem, too. She is the equivalent of Jon Huntsman.
So, is Al Gore the new Adolf Hitler?
NO 0 is a wanabee
There are reasons to turn off the lights or drink a lot of tequila prior to sex. global warming is not one of them.
Turn off the lights if she looks like Hillary Clinton.
Absolute lunacy. But then that is what environmentalists believe in. So screw ’em.
“Actualuiva I am sure Herr Herkel makes love with Frou Herkel with the lights off. I can’t imagine him making love to her with the lights on”
Hitler had these communists figured out ..too bad he died before he could get rid of em all.Of course the US was loaded with communists in his time.
Now they are in power!
When you have the EPA telling you to turn off the lights during sex, it is time to ABOLISH THE E.P.A..
Because it is just none ya.
None ya business!!!
It is time to abolish the EPA NOW!
No wonder they need one month a year to get drunk.
Good grief you Germans must be kidding. WHO does that unless it is over in a nano-second? WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?
Turn off ze lights or HITLER WILL GET YOU!!! ACHTUNG!!
How are Germans going to see to poop in each other’s faces or give each other dirty sanchezes? They’re big on the poop porn over there and tossing salads.
I’ve seen what a lot of these global warming zealots look like, turning the lights off during sex is a good idea.
Since the age of consent is 14 in Germany, how am I going to see to get the training bra off during sex?
Why does your sister make it difficult for you?
If you need to see to do that, you are not part of the problem!
If it’s so imminent than stop all air travel, buses and cars today, that includes everyone because if there is “global warming” citizens and the lights are not the contributing factor….. Politicians in the US do this as well, be green this be green that….. Do they go around in their green cars? And green jets? No, Obamas limo
Alone emits more than a diesel truck
Well, it is as big as a truck!
A junk science political stooge is awarded the Nobel Science Prize, and a warmongering community agitating racist wins the Nobel Peace Prize.
Alfred Nobel must be rolling.
Yes Alfred, the inventor of modern explosives, would be ROFLAHASOFF. If the floor of his coffin was big enough!
Many of us over 40 are fine with this.
What can you say? Totally screwed up way of thinking, but you must live in Europe to understand fully.
Or the White House.
Naw, US Dems promote screwed thinking, and the democrats and illegal aliens twist
Wait a minute. Having sex causes Global Warming because we want to eat fried chicken afterward at Chick Fil A. Or, sex means babies. Or,,, My only question is, do they really have that much sex? I going there in my Lear Jet this summer, count on it.
Governments will use anything they can to try and control how you live, even your own goings-on in your own home. The global warming scheme is just another attempt to consolidate power in the hands of bureaucrats so they can run your life the way THEY want people to live. There was an article out of England about the NHS (socialized medicine) using global warming in the guise of a ‘carbon footprint’ to DEMAND an 80 yr. old woman go to a different doctor who was closer to her home. The doctor she was seeing was only 4 BLOCKS away and they wanted her to go to an even closer clinic, change doctors, start all over with someone new, just because they claimed her carbon footprint for traveling to her current clinic was damaging to the atmosphere. The woman WALKED to the doctor for God’s Sake!!!
Government healthcare, global warming, govt. benefits, mass socialization etc… are NEVER done ‘for your own good’. They are used as tools to control you and make you beg for continued existence.
So we are just supposed to ‘stab in the dark’ to find the right hole? There might be some angry women in Germany soon.
Couple of stiches delivered by Government Healh care will take care of it…. Good Luck.
Can we at least use a night light when we masturbate?
How can I find the muff to munch in the dark?
All I can say is…
Wirklich?
Although I agree that in some cases there is a lot to be said for darkness during sex, shouldn’t there also be limits placed on the large amounts of CO2 exhaled during all the heavy breathing?
Your raison d’être does not include science or being scientifically literate. Now if you’d understood your elementary grade school lessons you’d be way smarter and know that the CO₂ you exhale as a waste product is not new carbon but a byproduct derived from sequestrated carbon you consumed eating carbohydrates and sugars. The scientific ignorance on this site is grossly appalling. It is embarrassing that having some of the world’s greatest education facilities and opportunities our society continues to churn out the largest number of scientific ignorami in the developed world. The natural carbon cycle is just too hard to grasp for the m0r0ns making comments on this site.
WOW, it has been a while since I heard a CO2 is not CO2 argument.
If he hadn’t told me, I would have thought the sequestered carbon I feed my Escalade combined with 2 molecules of oxygen was exhaled into the air was the CO2 that the libs condemn. I am glad to see a product of common core. I thought it was graduating unthinking, ignoramuses. Thank you lefty for showing us its efficacy.
Thank you for confirming that you’re neither a scientist nor scientifically literate. Why don’t you know the difference between sequestrated CO₂ from grains, vegetation, etc. that are carbon neutral in the natural carbon cycle and fossil sequestrated CO₂ that was permanently removed from the natural carbon cycle by geological processes? The latter when released by human activities (and to a very minor extent natural processes) are a positive forcing. You increase the silliness of your dumb comment by suggesting science has a political bias which puts you in the m0r0n category of the scientifically ignorant.
Humor, and it makes as much scientific sense as the imminent catastrophic man-caused global warming false prophets.
If she is that ugly you should be keeping your Henry in your pants.
Otherwise this guy is nuttier than a fruitcake.
one day the people will rise up against the climate change fraud and people like Barbara Hendricks will have to account for their stupidity and waste of government resources.
Since I only do it once a month, with myself, I’ll leave the lights on. F/K ewe.
And the Germans actually thought that they were rid of government roaches ordering their day to day existence and poking around in their homes when the wall fell and the Stasi disappeared.
Silly Germans.
I wonder if Obozo takes his talking cues from Germany…
He was spying on them!
I think the best means of achieving meaningful energy savings would be to place all politicians in a room, not let them out, and harness all their hot air!
Germany’s entire energy policy is a sham. They close their nuclear power plants and just import more energy from France- which makes in in nuclear power plants.
I’ve owned enough BMWs to know Germans can’t build a car without a nearby team of mechanics to maintain it. So the vaunted German myth of engineering excellence is pure bullshit.
Now, the same German idiots want to mandate sexual behavior in accordance with fraudulent weather science. Good grief. It’s true. Germans are idiots.
And I’m of German heritage. So I guess that makes me an idiot too. Ah, almost. Thankfully, I have a strong Scottish counter line in my family. And don’t get me started on the Scottish.
Scots are full of German blood.
Oh, yeah. I definitely get the Celt -> Roman -> German -> Viking ( Norman ) genetic code of the British. And it is truly amazing how the Scots invented so many important things to the industrialization of the western world. Love the Scots. Love the Germans. But not in my bedroom.;)
um no.. I love watching her T!)ties bounce when she is on top
If they would stop geo-engineering with spraying the skies the balance of climate would stabilize within a few years.
Look it up on u toob….and then look up at the haarp influenced cocktail sprayed over head.
The politics of climate change is to keep you from looking up and figuring out we are being poisoned.
If you make it dark, then there won’t be any chemtrails! Are They an effort to make all the world drink the libs Kool-Aid in powder form?
The second that the rich elitists, who are banging the hell out of global warming drum, REDUCE their HUMONGOUS CARBON FOOT PRINT down to the MEAGER one I have in comparison, I will think about reducing mine. Until then, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Schumer and the rest of them, can kiss off.
In the Dark!
You need to turn off the lights. Have you seen a German female lately?
I was going to come in with a clever comment, but nothing was as funny as this actually being touted by the German government. This is right up there with something Pelosi would suggest.
Germans. The ones who killed the Jews. They love to be in charge. They take their office lights when they move to America and unscrew every other bulb in their offices. So can’t I just do that during sex? Or will you put me in an incinerator?
First: does this mean that too many germans are having way too much sex? And secondly: porn movies would need glo sticks then otherwise no one will SEE anything. Maybe this is intentional in order to collapse the porn industry in Germany!!!
I bet her relatives were Nazis
Barbara Hendricks is also one of the most hideously UGLY lesbians on the planet. The perfect poster dyke for far-Left, EuroGreenie moral decay.
Why are there so many crazy people roaming the planet?
Most five year olds know that climate change is a scam.
Does Germany have a paperbag shortage? That would explain it.
I aint eatin’ it if I can’t see it ;-(
Just put a bag over each other’s heads!
Run forest run….The bad news is that the climate Nazis are just getting started….the good news is they have a good chance of being snowed in….they can practice F’ing themselves in a cold dark room.