Watch: University of Kent paleoanthropologist Dr Matthew Skinner describes how human physical appearance could evolve if melting ice caps cause rising sea levels due to climate change.
By COLIN FERNANDEZ, SCIENCE CORRESPONDENT FOR THE DAILY MAIL
PUBLISHED: 19:03 EST, 12 January 2016
Humans may evolve bizarre features such as webbed feet and eyes like cats in response to changing environments, a scientist claims today.
Experts calculated how our physical appearance could change under a number of scenarios, including a ‘water world’ if melting ice caps cause rising sea levels.
They also considered what would happen in a second ice age which could be triggered by an asteroid strike, and if humans colonised other planets.
Dr Matthew Skinner, a paleoanthropologist at the University of Kent, examined the three scenarios and worked with artist Quentin Devine to help visualise how humans could look in the future.
Dr Skinner said some changes – such as webbed feet and hands becoming widespread – could take place very quickly as some humans already have a genetic mutation that produces webbing.

Experts calculated how our physical appearance could change under a number of scenarios, including a ‘water world’ if melting ice caps cause rising sea levels. They also considered what would happen in a second ice age. These artist’s impressions show how women may evolve to develop webbed feet and hands and cat’s eyes

Climate Depot’s Round up Debunks Global Warming/War claims: Flashback: Study Published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences: Cold spells were dark times in Eastern Europe: ‘Cooler periods coincided with conflicts and disease outbreaks
Did this happen at the end of the Ice Age or Little Ice Age? Did we develop fur during the Maunder Minimum?
This “global warming” is producing one of the coldest winters in the UK ever and an impending snow storm. Break out the SPF 30.
That’s why it’s “climate change” now. Don’t worry — they’ll clearly explain everything to us regardless of reality.
Climate Depot?
Yeah… that’s what they’re paid to do.
…although I don’t know why anyone is paying them for stories so ridiculous!
http://www.desmogblog.com/marc-morano
I don’t know why anyone is paying this ‘scientist’ for stories so ridiculous!
lol! What scientist, sweetie?
How might any scientist have changed Mr. Morano’s well-known dishonesty about the dangerous nature of fossil fuels?
earthobservatory.nasa.gov/blogs/earthmatters/files/2015/06/no-slow-down-in-global-warming-720×546.jpg
http://www.eva.mpg.de/evolution/staff/skinner/cv.htm
http://www.kent.ac.uk/sac/staff-profiles/profiles/biological-anthropology/academic-staff/skinner_matthew.html
http://www.eva.mpg.de/evolution/staff/skinner/
If a ‘scientist’ says it, people believe it. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/12096103/Humans-could-evolve-webbed-feet-if-sea-levels-rise-scientist-claims.html
http://www.bustle.com/articles/135422-how-will-humans-evolve-in-the-future-dr-matthew-skinner-has-some-ideas-and-we-might
Laughable, ain’t it?
Some people do!
…and some people have been trained by neofascist propaganda that all scientists on Earth are conspiring against them.
Are all scientists on Earth conspiring against you, Geezer?
Are the greenhouse gasses produced by burning fossil fuels warming the planet?
http://www.aip.org/history/climate/co2.htm
Yes! Some people!
Gullible people.
Ignorant people.
Illogical people.
Irrational people.
But you’re not one of them.
You’re a pretender.
A neo-fascist propagandist.
Your main arguments consist of obtuse deception and being gratuitously vile.
I am not!
The fact that we warm the planet by producing greenhouse gasses really has been known for over a century.
Do we warm the planet when we produce greenhouse gasses, Geezer?
…see if you can come up with a coherent reply this time instead of pure projection…
I know you can do it!
earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Features/Tyndall
You’re not a pretender?
To recap:
You pretended Morano made up this ‘ridiculous story’ and was paid to lie by ‘BIG OIL,’ quoting a website dedicated to lying about and smearing skeptics.
You pretended I claimed that Morano was the scientist, then changed the subject.
You pretended that all skeptics are ‘neo-fascists,’ ‘propagandists,’ and ‘conspiracy theorists,’ then changed the subject, again.
You pretended to not being a pretender, then changed the subject … again.
You pretended to not notice the article about the scientist who committed fraud.
For someone who claims not to be a pretender, you sure do a lot of pretending!
His name is on the article, sweetie!
…that’s kindof the thing that stands out most as what’s not in debate…
Can you find me an article on Climate Depot about what’s caused the clear and unambiguous warming that’s been going on for decades now?
If this weren’t a propaganda outlet, isn’t that something you should be able to do?
berkeleyearth.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/2015-Hottest-Year-BE-Press-Release-v1.0.pdf
Still pretending that Morano made up the quote?
I thought you DENIED being a pretender … sweetpea!
Are you accusing Sarah Knapton, who wrote about the same ‘ridiculous story’ in the Telegraph, of making up the quote?
How about Julie Sprankles of Bustle?
How about the authors of all the other articles written about the ridiculous Skinner prediction? There are dozens of them. Morano is only one of many … are all of them liars in the pay of BIG OIL, or is Morano the only one?
Silly goose!
All of your propaganda can be traced right back to the same place…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/christopherbooker
http://www.desmogblog.com/christopher-booker
http://www.ucsusa.org/global_warming/solutions/fight-misinformation/global-warming-skeptic.html
Still not getting the picture?
Is it possible you’re that stupid?
Christopher Booker was not the author of the Telegraph article. You know it, I know it. Stop pretending.
Follow your own link … the story isn’t there.
As stated earlier, many, many news sites reported on the doofus Skinner predictions.
You are pretending to be unaware of the widespread coverage of Skinner’s silly AGW predictions of human mutations … after denying that you are a pretender.That is, of course, obtuse deceit.
Then you continued on to repeat lies/smears about people not even connected to this story … and finished up by calling me stupid. That is, of course, being gratuitously vile.
You are staying right in character.
lol! Sweetie, what Telegraph article!?
What in the world are you talking about?
Who is “Skinner” and what does he have to do with this dishonest propaganda piece?
climate.nasa.gov/causes
My goodness! Are you admitting defeat? Or are you admitting you have Attention Deficit Disorder? Or are you …
Still crazy after all these years.
lol!
I don’t think so!
Are you blind? Did you miss the question in my question?
Who is Skinner and what does he have to do with this dishonest propaganda piece?
You brought it up!
What was the point of doing so if you aren’t going to explain yourself?
climate.nasa.gov/vital-signs/land-ice
Didn’t read the article, huh?
Are you a pathological liar?
Of course not!
Why would I waste my time doing something like that!?
Did you verify the claims in the article are true?
…or did you just believe them without question?
Is that what you think a true skeptic would do?
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.php?release=2014-148
Oh, I don’t know … maybe so you know what you’re talking about???
When most people critique an article, and then calls the author ‘dishonest’ and a ‘propagandist,’ the expectation is that the critic actually read the article.
Of course, most of the time, the ‘critic’ doesn’t reveal himself to be the dishonest propagandist, himself … who is also a pathological liar.
But thanks for admitting exactly who and what you really are. I always knew you were a nasty piece of work, but your admission really takes the cake.
I know that Mr. Morano is a liar, and well-known for attempting to mislead the public about the dangerous nature of fossil fuels.
If he’s not, find me an article he’s written that explains why the planet is warming.
I’ve already asked you to do that, BTW… Did you bother looking?
www3.epa.gov/climatechange/ghgemissions/gases/co2.html
Why should I waste time responding to you … who displays an utter lack of mental ability … or personal ethics?
You are exposed as a serial liar … amoral and disreputable. Yuck!
Well you want people to believe you, right!?
You want people to take you seriously, don’t you?
Assuming this article isn’t a complete fabrication, why is Mr. Morano writing about webbed feet and cat’s eyes instead of much more likely results of climate change?
Is it possible you lack the mental ability to comprehend deception so obvious, Geezer?
http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Observing_the_Earth/CryoSat/Ice_sheets
If you’d read the article, you wouldn’t be ‘assuming’ anything.
YOU’RE the one who has been exposed as a serial liar, here and on numerous other comment threads.
I caught onto your lack of mental ability AND your lack of personal ethics several years ago … the first time I saw one of your ridiculously fact-free opinions.
That was the time you tried to tell someone that the reason the Antarctic wasn’t melting down was because it was at the ‘bottom of the world’ and it was ’tilted away from the sun.’
Your mental and ethical abilities don’t seem to have evolved much since then.
lol! I actually would, sweetie, because as I have informed you multiple times now, Mr. Morano is well known for being paid by the fossil fuel industry to lie about the dangerous nature of their product.
Anything he says is more likely to be false than true.
He has zero credibility.
Now, why would you eagerly believe someone with zero credibility when your well-being is at stake?
Are you suicidal, Geezer?
climate.nasa.gov/vital-signs/land-ice
“The term, “liar, liar pants on fire” takes on new meaning when dealing with a pathological liar. This person may not be completely rooted in reality, believing the lies they tell, often in an effort to remedy low self esteem.”
http://www.wikihow.com/Spot-a-Pathological-Liar
Well that describes one of the people in this conversation quite well, Geezer!
Which one of us does it describe?
If you lie about a threat to your well-being; if you reject the reality of its existence, does that make it go away?
http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Observing_the_Earth/CryoSat/CryoSat_detects_sudden_ice_loss_in_Southern_Antarctic_Peninsula
“CB” is the only one of us who has been repeatedly exposed as a serial liar.
“CB” is the only one of us who habitually calls everyone else a liar.
“CB” is the only one of us posting in DISQUS under two different identitities … CBlargh and CBlargh00. Multiple personalities on full display.
“CB” is the only one of us who once carelessly posted a quote from, and a link to, a well-known skeptic website.
http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/number%20watch.htm
When I pointed out your ‘error,’ you promptly edited your comment to eliminate the quote and the link. Like a small child caught with chocolate smeared all over your face denying that you ate the chocolate.
So, when “CB” says someone else lies, it is automatically understood to be a lie.
http://www.wikihow.com/Spot-a-Pathological-Liar
She is a one track mind.
Or course I did. I even provided multiple links to prove it.
The story was written up at multiple news sites … which you would know if you didn’t think that reading them would be a waste of your very precious time.
And why would you care whether or not I verified a story that you couldn’t be bothered to even read?
And why am I talking to an admitted pathological liar? Now, THAT is truly a waste of time.
The Met Office released a PRESS RELEASE after their #1 climatologist in the world was nearly JAILED and confessed – it hasn’t warmed since 1 9 9 8. (he said 1995 but he was emotionally distraught having been caught fraudulently faking warming for 12 years)
That in fact since 2 0 0 2 there was slight COOLING. [BBC FEB 2010 Phil Jones Interview]
‘Met Office” ”The Recent Pause In Warming”
July 2013 – Global mean surface temperatures
rose rapidly from the 1970s, but have been relatively flat over the
most recent 15 years to 2013.
This has prompted speculation that human
induced global warming is no longer happening, or at least will be much
smaller than predicted. Others maintain that this is a temporary pause
and that temperatures will again rise at rates seen previously.
The Met Office Hadley Centre has written three reports that
address the recent pause in global warming and seek to answer the
following questions:
What have been the recent trends in other indicators of climate over this period?
What are the potential drivers of the current pause?
How does the recent pause affect our projections of future climate?
You’re not even in contact with REALITY. You didn’t get the LARGEST PRESS RELEASES in MAGIC GAS CHURCH HISTORY: YOUR HIGH PRIESTHOOD are FAKING WARMING. The REAL temperature is the temp of the RAW DATA POSTED ONLINE BY LAW.
To stop incidentally, YOUR CHURCH’S ADJUSTMENTS FRAUD.
”The scientific community would come down on me in no uncertain terms if I said the world cooled since 1 9 9 8. OK IT HAS but it’s only seven years of data and it isnt statistically signficant.”
Phil Jones to a fellow climatologist as they laughed at lying to the world in 2 0 0 5
Another climate scientist accused of fraud … http://www.townsvillebulletin.com.au/news/climate-scientist-accused-of-employer-rort/story-fnjfzs4b-1227532573922
It doesn’t matter if it’s cold… The idiots will still blame it on global warming and the good dumb libs will believe it and the money grubbing shysters, making a bundle off the scam, will rubbing their hands together contemplating their fortunes. Just take a look at that boob Al “Gorlione”.
The story is from eurotards, so they expect to mutate from surrender monkey’s to catfish? Well they have always been bottom feeding layabouts, no surprises here.
Looks like to me from what’s going on in Europe that they’re not going to be around long enough to mutate.
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Waterworld was such a terrible movie
Terrible movie, but apparently a great Climate Change Model.
Yep. No data necessary — just import the film and “project.”
It was a documentary don’t you know? Just like “Day After Tomorrow”.
What rubbish.
AL GORE WARNED US ABOUT THIS! PRAISE AMERIKKKA!
This is the biggest pile of rubbish ever. These Climate Change idiots either have no shame or no brain.
As more people are waking up, they are doubling down. Yes this is about the most idiotic thing so far. It’s funny how the ocean levels are rising but Al Gore is buying ocean front Mansions. Maybe he wants to measure the rise himself?
These days it’s about the only “rise” he is having. Going to massage parlors don’t help either.
The rise is in the wealth he has accumulated from promoting his religion.
Still waiting for some brains to evolve. Who writes this crap
Democrat liberals.
Socialists politicians who want global welfare and their dubious and corrupt “Green” companies. Said politicians also enjoy the lucrative kickback$ from those companies.
The story comes from the British Daly Mail. A Conservative rag that regularly covers stories on ufo’s and various monsters, and ghosts.
It is Kook Central, but Republicans love to quote from it’s stories…
You know what is worse – we’re reading it.
Yeah. The problem is that we laugh at it while greens take it as the truth.
I’ve posted this before but I think the Global Warming scam was inspired by Hitler’s propaganda tactics.
Hitler:
Never allow the public to cool off
Never admit a fault or wrong
Never concede that there may be some good in your enemy
Never leave room for alternatives
Never accept blame
Concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong
People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.
Sounds like Obama is following Hitler’s tactics. I think these originally came from Woodrow Wilson’s administration.
That’s what’s known as “projection”.
You’re attempting to make your own behaviour stick to someone else by fiat.
While I certainly agree there are similarities between the new fascist right and the nascent National Socialist regime, I would suggest there are clear differences too.
Goebbels would never have let anything so ridiculous as this article leave the shop!
http://www.desmogblog.com/marc-morano
The projection is all yours, 4sshole.
Maybe! Give an example and be specific.
…then explain how this article changes the fact that we are warming the planet through the emission of greenhouse gasses.
climate.nasa.gov/scientific-consensus
Show where the empirical study is that proves your BS.
The first study that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are warming the planet by emitting greenhouse gasses was conducted by someone named Eunice Foote.
She conducted her study over a century ago.
You have access to the entire internet.
How is it possible you haven’t located this information on your own?
http://www.searchanddiscovery.com/documents/2011/70092sorenson/ndx_sorenson.pdf
Your would the left considers a ” useful idiot”
Someone in this conversation certainly seems to be a useful idiot!
Who is that person, Lance?
Remember how we started the conversation with the concept of “projection”?
What does that word mean?
climate.nasa.gov/evidence
Here is a story that was censored in the United States, but takes all the links that CB claims that proves his case, and trashes them all. Everyone. Why? Because the numbers have been cooked by liberals and prejudiced scientists to help them get rich and powerful, that’s why. The numbers have been cooked. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/earth/environment/globalwarming/11395516/The-fiddling-with-temperature-data-is-the-biggest-science-scandal-ever.html
Temperatures that need to be “adjusted”, aren’t accurate in the first place. That is why they manipulate the data.
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First its going to freeze now its going to warm ….. which is it ? http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2013/06/04/the-1970s-ice-age-myth-and-time-magazine-covers-by-david-kirtley/
Both. The earth is always changing and we cannot do anything about it.
I think we are coming out of a little ice age so we are gradually warming but there is a pause so we do not know if it will continue to warm or freeze over again.
After World War 1, The Italian Alps Glaciers grew and covered most of the Alps. Now that they are receding they are finding remains from World War 1. Of course, this cannot be explained.
True! In most of the world, temperatures will increase, but in some parts, the temperature may actually drop.
I love how Bolliver links to an article that showcases the fossil fuel industry’s dishonesty… unaware even that’s what he’s doing…
scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2013/06/04/the-1970s-ice-age-myth-and-time-magazine-covers-by-david-kirtley
Who needs facts, miright?
/s
It’s freezing right now in Michigan. Go figure though.. it’s the middle of January. Who woulda thunk it?
I am cocksure the use of electricity is causing climate change.
https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=QkNUAAAAIBAJ&sjid=kjoNAAAAIBAJ&pg=5654,5973732&dq=climate-change&hl=en
CO2 does NOT trap heat. It absorbs a specific spectrum of IR, and then IMMEDIATELY releases it to OTHER molecules in the air.
Way to go, you are going to silence the alarmists. Haha.
I am on your side, BTW. I just realized you made the Foote comment.
Excuse me, but has it ever dawned on you that at any given moment, somewhere on this planet, there are (has always been and always will be) volcanoes emitting Co2 and other so called hydro carbon gases into the atmosphere in such immeasurable amounts that if all the automobiles and jet engines ever built and run on fossil fuels where to be operated for the next hundred years perpetually, they still could not even keep up with what the planet is making on its own in just ONE YEAR ALONE?
AND THAT BIT OF INFO IS WHAT’S BEING TAUGHT BY GEOLOGIST right now.
I know what your next retort will be, so let me state it for you: “But its the added amount by humans that is doing all the damage.”
My first answer- Oh really? If you can’t even measure what the Earth is already producing in “greenhouse gases” on any given day for just one year, then how the heck can you know for certain what is normal or abnormal amounts of said gases being produced by man that could contribute to “climate change/ Global warming?
Unless you can control the Co2 and other hydro carbons being spewed from the Earth itself, or even accurately measure them at all times; then simply keeping man caused Co2 down to a minimum is nothing more than an ill conceived exercise in futility simply because you will never know what the optimal balance of gasses are, and be able to keep them at an IDEAL level!
Hi there! Can you please explain to me the nitrogen cycle as it relates to the propagation of plants? Photosynthesis? Transpiration? Can you tell me why plants grow toward the sunlight? Can you tell me what the actual composition of the atmosphere is? (Actually, I’ll give you that one myself… it’s 78%N, 21%O and 1% other.) Of course, you’ll use the internet to get those answers, but hey, at least maybe you’ll learn something and quit posting your drivel for all the world to see. You’re embarrassing yourself. Truly.
Now CB you know you can’t cite NASA as a credible source. When corrupt politicians infiltrate the scientific community you no longer have scientists. Once again Scientists do not lie, climatologists lie, climatologists are not scientists.
Can you explain what happened to the ‘ice ages’..? Man made global warming..?
Oh gawd! And, as far back as the 1940’s, they were attempting to blame the rise of HITLER on global warming. Look it up.
Now they are blaming the rise of CIA-ISIS on global… er, climate change. Oh yeah, and lack of jobs!!!
Meanwhile, peer review means more government money. And in other news, you can use Go0gle to debunk this 97 percent bunk. Just do it. Satisfy yourself… no need to “prove” anything to these climate tard fanatics.
And by the way… why Obama can’t/won’t defeat ISIS – http://bit.ly/1ZiMof8 – and here – http://bit.ly/1ZYZYGO
Oh gawd! And, as far back as the 1940’s, they were attempting to blame the rise of HITLER on global warming. Look it up.
Now they are blaming the rise of CIA-ISIS on global… er, climate change. Oh yeah, and lack of jobs!!!
Meanwhile, peer review means more government money. And in other news, you can use Go0gle to debunk this 97 percent bunk. Just do it. Satisfy yourself… no need to “prove” anything to these climate tard fanatics.
And by the way… why Obama can’t/won’t defeat ISIS – http://bit.ly/1ZiMof8 – and here – http://bit.ly/1ZYZYGO
I regard consensus science as an extremely pernicious development
that ought to be stopped cold in its tracks. Historically, the claim of
consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid
debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you
hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for
your wallet, because you’re being had.
– Michael Crichton
100% correct–
So preindustrial revolution man caused the earth to warm. I see CB. CB, scientists do not lie, climatologists lie, climatologists are not scientists.
CB why is CO2 concentrations highest during the coldest times?
Plants are dormant. At least in the colder regions.
SO you mean that a warmer climate increases plant growth which reduces C02 which decreases plant growth?
co2 does NOT decrease plant growth anywhere, ever..
Come on Melvin try to keep up and I will type a little slower for you. It is a cycle, higher levels of C02 spur growth like they are doing now. Eventually we will hit equilibrium and then a decline as C02 decreases due to the larger plant population. All that to say that the earth is constantly changing and will work towards equilibrium.
Answer the question though, melvin, why is c02 concentrations highest in the coldest times. Hint it has already been answered above.
You got it right, Joe. I design audio(guitar) amps(my son plays), and feedbacks
are part of design. Negative feedbacks make the sytem more stable. Positive
feedbacks, even when starting up, always cause the output to swing high to low
in ac amps, or in dc amps to go to a rail and stay there, if the feedback is big
enough to affect the output. The plants-CO2 system is a negative feed back
system, that is inherently stable, although on human time scales is slow.
Those who work in one technical field are much more apt to understand others. The increased rain in CA caused by El Nino brings a milder winter to the Northeast. Same energy expended in different locations.
Agreed. Many if not most climatologists are not scientists but political activists. They should be treated as such.
I remember in 1976 we were going to run out of fuel and the world was going to freeze over from an ice age, came from the moths of the same idiots
Oh how right you are there! When I was in school ( 5th grade to be exact) I’ll never forget that we had a traveling educational exhibit come to our school, to teach us that “prominent scientist” where warning of the impending NEW ICE AGE, that we were NOW going into. Their citing of “nuclear testing and man made atmospheric pollution” where to blame.
Now that would have been 1968, and shortly there after ( about 1969) there was a new push out in D.C. for the U.S and the Soviet Union to enter into a nuclear test ban treaty; which they finally did under Reagan about 1980 something.
But in the mean time, they were still pushing the “ICE AGE CRAPOLA”, in an attempt to shut down things like de leading gas, Industrial and fossil fuel emissions as well.
Yeah the EPA ( began by Richard Nixon) was well on their way to solving all those problems, and they did them so well that we now have GLOBAL WARMING!
So it appears that in the final analysis; THE EPA Is to BLAME for Climate Change.
The moths of idiots, you say?
Sweetie, define the word “projection” for me.
What do you think that word means?
journals.ametsoc.org/doi/pdf/10.1175/2008BAMS2370.1
William Connelly co-authored that article. Connelly is the main reason why Wikipedia is unreliable as a source for anything related to climate science. He is infamous for re-writing history. He is … your kind of guy.
I spent some time studying that article and researching some of the referenced papers. They do not say what the authors claim.
One of the papers they used to confirm their story was authored by a well-known skeptic who conducted an informal survey of 24 scientists and found a slight majority of them subscribed to the global warming theory vs. global cooling. Connelly and Co counted that as one of the overwhelming ‘consensus’ papers for warming. Shameless propaganda all the way.
You copied the opening sentences to that article. You didn’t read any further, let alone research it to verify its accuracy.
They put the main talking point on top of the article, cuz they knew that’s all most of you pretenders were looking for … a clear, concise statement that you could parrot, and say it came from a ‘peer-reviewed, published paper.’ More deception and unscrupulous behavior from the world of AGWers , and another reason why people don’t trust anything described as ‘peer-reviewed and published.’
More pretend science … from the Great Pretender.
‘Projection’ is defined as YOU claiming TYPOS make a difference because YOU CLAIM the do.
The way you claim the SKY is a BIG MAGIC HEATER.
That REDUCING TOTAL ENERGY to a light warmed object and subsequently
DISTRIBUTING the REDUCED energy to be EMITTED from a LARGER, COLDER, total MASS,
isn’t the DEFINITION of C O O L I N G
but is ACTUALLY the definition of ”A BIG old HEATER in the SKY! Ya’W”
Well country bumkin, it is what it is a prognosis, an estimate or a better way to put it, a guessing game no facts involved just guessing using present data just like they guessed that we would be in an ice age today and now they are guessing the we will be melting tomarrow … the mouths of idiots !
Hey Chicken Little, where were you in the 1970’s when these same idiots were spouting GLOBAL COOLING?
Impossible that .04% of 1% of the entire atmosphere can raise temperatures so high. Remember we’re talking about a 1 degree Celsius change as somehow being responsible for the melting of the entire polar ice cap but then it’s not really shrinking as much as getting thicker because that too is from global warming. I just don’t believe that every single fluke of weather from this warm winter to the colder winters being the act of global warming/climate change/whatever buzz word data picking scientists come up with next. 97% of scientists can read the work of “climatologists” and decide they agree with the data provided but that doesn’t mean 97% of scientists are experts in the field of weather! And please explain to me how “tricking the data” doesn’t mean making it say what you want it to say as the climate-gate email scandal mentioned. Doesn’t the data speak for itself?
And we’re still talking about an atmosphere that is 78% nitrogen.
“Mrs. Foote had determined, first, that the action of the rays increases with the density of the air. She has taken two glass cylinders of the same size, containing thermometers. Into one the air was condensed, and from the other air was exhausted. When they were
of the same temperature the cylinders were placed side by side in the sun, and the thermometers in the condensed air rose more than twenty degrees higher than those in the rarified air. This effect of rarefaction must contribute to produce the feebleness of heating power in the sun’s rays on the summits of lofty mountains. Secondly, the effect of the sun’s rays is greater in moist than in dry air.
In one cylinder the air was saturated with moisture, in the other dried with chloride of lime; both were placed in the sun, and a difference of about twelve degrees was observed. This high temperature of sunshine in moist air is frequently noticed; for instance, in the intervals between summer showers. The isothermal lines on the earth’s surface are doubtless affected by the moisture of the air giving power to the
sun, as well as by the temperature of the ocean yielding the moisture. Thirdly, a high effect of the sun’s rays is produced in carbonic acid gas. One receiver being filled with carbonic acid, the other with common air, the temperature of the gas in the sun was raised twenty degrees above that of the air. The receiver containing the gas became very sensibly hotter than the other, and was much longer in cooling. An atmosphere of that gas would give to our earth a much higher temperature; and if there once was, as some suppose, a larger proportion of that gas in the air, an increased temperature must have accompanied it, both from the nature of the gas and the increased density of the atmosphere. Mrs.Foote had also tried the heating effect of the sun’s rays on hydrogen and oxygen, and found the former to be less, the latter more, susceptible to the heating action of sunlight” (Wells, 1857, p. 159-160).”
She proved MOIST air (water vapor) gets warmer than DRY air
She proved that CONDENSED air heats more than rarified air
She proved that “CO2 alone” heats more than “common air”
She proved that Oxygen heats more than hydrogen.
What she did NOT prove was that Earth’s atmosphere is like a sealed glass container left in the sun! She did NOT prove that “common air” will heat to enormous degrees like SOLID CO2 will! She certainly did NOT prove “beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are
warming the planet by emitting greenhouse gasses”.
CO2 only holds heat in a limited spectra. What gives?
And forgot the composition of the atmosphere itself. I don’t see that she tested nitrogen.
Cut the spam Lisa. Mrs. Foote is in defeat.
Pointing that out to CB is spam?
and since we have study’s that contradict that…of course they won’t count since they contradict the unestablished theories behind AGW. In all that time since not much testifies to this considering how much the temperatures have yo-yo’d do to more factors that could be counted. Meanwhile the left and everyone else wanting a cut of that pie have had to grasp at boasting about proof by living within a margin of error they had to rig to achieve. You’d think after 150 years – or especially the last 10 years where they decided only consensus establishes the science as settled that they would not only be flawless in their predictions and models but also wouldn’t have to be evasive about their records and not cower away from debate…while you’re citing NASA you should look up how that 97% consensus was established through the worst kind of cherry-picking followed by creating a commercial bandwagon of anyone willing agree…doesn’t matter if they confirmed it in their own practices or not. Reading it on paper sounded good ’nuff. Peer review not necessary and if it was, hell let’s make it up (as several internal audits showed).
You’re ’empirical’ study only shows the age of the theory and little else – this is something tantamount to a grade school science fair display and does nothing to delve into how it actually affects climate, just that gasses can trap heat – that’s all. You’re arguing we have a full understanding of gravity because an apple fell on Newton’s head and to diverge a little, please not the stark contrast between how the science is practiced in either field.
COULD and WILL are 2 very different things. wise up. 1850’s science sucked. How are your new taxes going to reduce China’s heavy CO2 output? What are you going to do regulate atmospheric water vapor? What warming by man made the last ice age endt?
Hi there! Please tell me what gaseous substance plants take in, and what gaseous substance is released during the transpiration process?
Thanks!
she is just as wrong then as now . eunice what a nice name . it has been proven by the warmists own chart that CO2 does not cause warming at all . 18 years and some months we have had no warming at all look it up yourself, seems you are carrying someone’s water,
maybe Gore?
Utter nonsense. Proven fact: from about 5500 BC to 4000 BC, temperatures were as much as 9 degrees Fahrenheit warmer on average, WAY warmer than today. What caused that, Sparky? Buffalo farts?
CB
Like most climate change nuts, you are fixated on one area which may well be true, putting out more CO2 might bump up temps slightly. BUT every model put forward by climate change nazis has proven hopelessly inaccurate, all of them grossly exaggerate the effect that mans activity has and downplay the effects of naturally occurring cycles. Think of a sine wave on an oscilloscope. That up and down wave is the natural pattern of climate change the occurs whether man has an imput or not. Now consider that same sine wave which some fuzzy “noise” added. That is the very small impact that man has, added to the natural cycle. The point is that altering mans activity has almost no impact on the larger trend, and in fact could be counterproductive if for instance man’s imput was to slightly increase temps at a time when the broader natural trend was down. Even “accepted” models within the climate change community generally admit that changing our activity will have little to no measurable impact. The real goal is not to actually affect the climate but to implement redistributive leftist political goals using climate as the excuse.
nice try, but I learned a long time ago..NEVER trust someone named Eunice.
you keep losing, bobby
How many of these “peer reviewed studies” were sent to anyone other than reviewers the writer knew would agree with his findings? Being published in a “scientific journal” doesn’t carry much weight. You can have studies published in several journals-for a price.
NASA, who was caught changing the global temps. Next question?
The head of NASA works for Obama. You cannot believe this administration’s numbers on: VA Waiting Times, on Unemployment, nor on Global Temperatures. Adjustments.
I thought they were changing all the temperatures because they found their thermometers were off. And they were fixing the last 50 years of mistakes.
Whoops, we were totally wrong on that, back when you thought it was really cool in the winters turns out it was much warmer, you just didn’t notice through all the snow! Let’s just trick the data and bang, global warming.
Here you go. Scary huh?
http://c3headlines.typepad.com/.a/6a010536b58035970c0168ebb1aa56970c-600wi
Is that graph with the changes? I notice the recent nose dive.
Nutcase. Here’s a link that says the climate has been COOLING from NASA for the last six years. But please note, one has to go out of the country to get real news because of the brainwashed liberals in this country that make up the media. http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/622043/GLOBAL-WARMING-NASA-Antarctic-COOLING-six-years-Arctic-north-pole-climate-change
int the 60’s a major earth quake was going to give beach front property in Bosie Id. in the 70’s we were told to worry about a new ice age coming. The new LIE is warming. There are scientist that say the whole solar system is heating up all planets.
It’s all lies meant to control the dumbed down sheep. rule of thumb if the “danger” requires you to pay more for less it’s a scam.
99 percent of scientist used to agree the Earth was the center of the universe to which everything else revolved. When someone would disagree they were labeled a heretic and hung. It used to be settled science that certain races were sub-human and therefore meant to be in bondage.
It is of the highest levels of arrogance that anyone should claim scientific absolution, yet every generation finds a cause to do just that. Be very cautious of anyone claiming “Settled Science” as they are but propagandist for their point of view wishing only to shut down discovery.
Human kind owes an immeasurable debt to those few true scientist willing to stand up to the brutal tactics of the to those that would stifle debate and show generations that science is never “settled.” Shame on all would wold claim different.
You are nuts. Seriously. How many people have to come out and say that the data has been skewed? How many have to come out and say getting the dollars for the grants for these studies is a self-propagating engine that only gives birth to lies, absolute lies. Howe many people have to say that it is literally impossible to accurately measure the temperature of the entire planet? How many have to say that the sun’s activities exponentially outweigh any lame efforts by man to alter the weather.
Al Gore started global warming during an election cycle to help him pander to special interests. He has said so.
I like it that you throw in the phrase ‘actively publishing climate scientists’ in your 97 percent claim. First, your 97 percent is a lie and secondly, the left is the source of the funding of the vast majority of these climate studies. The truth is – respectable climate scientists want no part of this farce and stay out of the limelight because the amount of ilk that has invaded the scientific process is such a problem that in fact scientific inquiry is successfully being suppressed.
It’s all about transferring money from those that have to those that are corrupt thieves.
I assure you that once Obama is out of office – and it will happen – that this type of garbage will disappear from government sites such as this. And, if you want to put forth the notion that what is on a NASA site it credible, well, like I said, just wait until the yoyo in the White House is gone and you will see what I mean.
Seriously, you have some serious mental health issues stemming from childhood. You probably had a strong dominant parent that you could just not quite please and as you grew you have transferred your hatred born from that situation to all things that are, in your mind, powerful. You have a very strong need to destroy things you perceive as powerful, with no plan or inclination to replace it with anything. In summation, a typical liberal, nothing special really … feckless sums you up, not able to confront personal responsibility one iota, always moody and actually not enjoying your life very much, mostly because you are a freeloader and a hater.
Sorry, your free session is over. You can get up off the couch now. Have a nice drive home in your Prius.
Unless you can show you can read Grumpy Cat’s mind, no giving an example is needed. Your “projection” claim crumbles unless you can prove that.
You lost me at climate.nasa.gov. You’re talking about an entity with unlimited resources, who has shown itself willing to report stories to support its own narrative. If the government wants global warming, the government will create it. We haven’t. Take a gander up at the sky, that’s not commerce.
We’re NOT warming the planet through GHGs to any significant extent.
Oh no. You DID NOT just use the debunked 97% consensus did you? HAHAHAAHAHAHAA!
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2014/12/19/97-articles-refuting-the-97-consensus-on-global-warming/
You now have ZERO credibility. Crawl back underneath the evil, banker-whore rock from whence you came.
AGW is a fraud and we all know it.
Ok, so what your saying is because someone gets paid by certain companies to do research on the facts and validity climate change, away from the fear mongering, that it is unreliable and manufactured? I find immensely amusing that you use this as your counter point, when the whole industry of climate change is funded by the left government and the banks. How can we trust the validity of climate scientists when the conclusions of their research, if done objectively, could cost them their research grant renewals? Who in their right mind would publish any facts if they contradicted the established conclusion that climate change is the biggest threat to mankind? Maybe think about that before you become a zealot for a cause that has tons of scientific, objectionable counter research that proves otherwise.
Don’t forget being fired or as some what put in jail or being publically shamed for not towing the progressive line
Big Government : “Hey, I’ll give you a million dollars if you do a study for the government about global warming. Even more money could come later. Will you do it?”
Junk Scientist: “Where do I sign?”
His salary is a drop in the bucket compared with the trillions brought in by the global warming proponents. The sky is falling; send money!
“fascist right” ??
“All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.” – Benito Mussolini. = BIG GOV!
Big Gov, bigger Gov, and no 1st or 2nd Ammendment, because that is what Big Gov likes.
Fascism has a lot in common with socialism and the left, and it has nothing in common with conservatives. Even though Stalin made that claim, yet you seems to agree more with Stalins take on this subject.
And how much do you get paid with the taxpayer’s dollars, vermin leftist?
You got that from the Far Left blogs and media, desmogblog, dailykos, and mediamatters (not). Therefore your assertion is meaningless.
Repeating a persons comment before replying to it is a Soros/Obama tactic. Science relies on fact, fact is truth. Climate Change is rigged by Liberals who do the polling research http://www.nationalreview.com/article/425232/climate-change-no-its-not-97-percent-consensus-ian-tuttle. Do I care what you say or believe? No! I can do my own research and I have found that you are pushing an agenda: 1) a plan or goal that guides someone’s behavior and that is often kept secret 2) an underlying often ideological plan or program.
You push something based on computer models only, there is no other scientific facts to back up your bias agenda.
So Exxon is evil and government is good. What crap. Private is bad and public is good. Nutcases like this one will lead us to a gulag of extermination, and then we won’t be around to worry what our feet will look like.
Nice try scumbag, but the “fascist right” not buying into the global warming scam, not wanting my daughter and wife raped and killed by Muzzies, not wanting my son killed by Latino or black bangers, and not wanting to give my hard earned money to you for being the lazy arrogant POS you are is exactly where I wanna be. We’re about to kick you lefties collective-asses, you have awoken the Sleeping Giant, and you know it! Gun sales through the roof, Trump holds a 3 pt lead over Cankles in head to head poll, and that’s before he trashed her in debates, her pending non-indictment by the DoJ will knock her down another 10 pts with the 20% you have to win a majority of…
You commie f!ckers are about to get your lazy, hippie, homo, Muslim sympathizing, America hating dicks chopped off. And I LOVE watching you come unglued!
touché
Check out how many scientists rejected John Harrison’s Marine Chronometer because of financial ties. Warming Alamists are too tied to politics and academia AND MONEY. Alarmists seldom mention actual temperature degree changes because they are so slight.
Ever notice that alarmists demand details from us, but they can’t give us the temperature details proving AGW?
Goebbels? Really? Want to believe it was sarcasm, can’t. You have the “true believer” vibe. Progressives have blamed Conservatives for all of their bad behavior for more than a century in this country. It doesn’t matter. It won’t change the outcome. God still wins.
You do know that Hitler was a progressive leftie? You know that, don’t you?
Thank god there’s people like Marc Marano!
It is truly a public service for patriotic Americans to help finance CFACT and other truth-tellers to offset the pseudo-scientists and power-m0ngers in fedgov. Thanks to the foundations dedicated to freedom and prosperity for all for countering the falsehoods of the enviro-whackos.
It is truly a public service for patriotic Americans to help finance CFACT and other truth-tellers to offset the pseudo-scientists and power-m0ngers in fedgov. Thanks to the foundations dedicated to freedom and prosperity for all for countering the falsehoods of the enviro-whackos.
As opposed to alarmists who receive billions in funding?
At least Morano sticks to the science.
Adolf Hitler quotes:
The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed the subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that the supply of arms to the underdogs is a sine qua non for the overthrow of any sovereignty.
We are not subjects.
The superior Leftists think we are, and amenable to their molding.
These statists think you are
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Obama, H Clinton, and many of the Republican candidates think we are.
And may they rot in he double scribble for what they have done to our country.
Including Republican candidates! Hmmm….
What about the author of this dishonest propaganda piece?
Do you think he considers you a subject?
Were you unaware he is paid by the fossil fuel industry to lie about the dangerous nature of their product?
Do you think a person like that would have respect for a person like yourself?
http://www.desmogblog.com/marc-morano
You mean we aren’t growing webbed feet?
Now I’m just bummed.
Some people may be!
What does that have to do with Mr. Morano being paid by the fossil fuel industry to mislead the public about the dangerous nature of their product?
www3.epa.gov/climatechange/ghgemissions/gases/co2.html
http://www.ucsusa.org/global-warming/fight-misinformation/climate-deception-dossiers-fossil-fuel-industry-memos
Haha! You’re as a big an idiot as those pseudo-scientists behind the article.
1. Morano is not paid by fossil fuels to mislead. PROVE THAT HE IS!
2. Memos revealing disinfo? No such thing. You must be referring to climategate that proved the alarmists engaged in fraud.
3. The percentage of human generated CO2 is irrelevant as all the data shows CO2 to have an insignificant effect on climate.
Give it up CB, you’ve been debunked every time.
How?
What would count as proof for a person like yourself?
earthobservatory.nasa.gov/Features/CarbonCycle/page5.php
What would count as proof is if you take us all through the atmosphere REDUCING ENERGY to EARTH
then DISTRIBUTING to EMIT the REDUCED ENERGY LOAD from a COLDER, LARGER, OVERALL MASS,
and YOU EXPLAIN who and how someone CONVINCED YOU that’s a MAGIC HEATER.
You want me to take you through the atmosphere?
Like in a plane?
How might that prove anything about the effect of your tailpipe emissions on the temperature of the planet?
climatekids.nasa.gov/review/greenhouse-effect
Look! A DEFLECTION from your RELIGION which teaches YOU,
An atmosphere blocking 20% energy to a SUN WARMED SURFACE,
to then distribute and EMIT that LESSER ENERGY from a LARGER, COLDER, MASS,
isn’t the definition of cooling. To YOUR religion that is ”WARMING” .
to
reduce energy to a surface and
subsequently distribute and EMIT that LOWER ENERGY through a LARGER COLDER mass, overall.
A Magic Heater for D.A.R.E. graduates to sit and ponder while they wonder where to stick their D.A.R.E. sticker LoL!
I’m in it for the webbed feet. I could care less about your conspiracy theories.
You are more proof that liberals and global warmists have no sense of humor and are too easily swayed into watermelon belief systems.
…and what does that have to do with the effect of greenhouse gasses on planetary temperature?
http://www.aip.org/history/climate/co2.htm
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Quote by Club of Rome: “In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill….All these dangers are caused by human intervention….and thus the “real enemy, then, is humanity itself….believe humanity requires a common motivation, namely a common adversary in order to realize world government. It does not matter if this common enemy is “a real one or….one invented for the purpose.”
Quote by Club of Rome: “Now is the time to draw up a master plan for sustainable growth and world development based on global allocation of all resources and a new global economic system. Ten or twenty years form today it will probably be too late.”
Quote by Club of Rome: “The Earth has cancer and the cancer is Man.”
Uh huh, and is it more likely that there’s been some “Club of Rome” conspiracy that consists of essentially all scientists on Earth for over a century?
…or is it more likely there’s a conspiracy of a few people over a few decades who are paid by the fossil fuel industry to lie about the dangerous nature of their product?
http://www.desmogblog.com/marc-morano
All scientists? They cannot even produce the list of those that do support this bad science. Please show me the list of all climate scientists and those that still support your claims? The 97% has been shown, over and over, to be a lie!
Sure. The national academies of science of Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, the Caribbean, the People’s Republic of China, France, Germany, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Malaysia, New Zealand, Sweden, the UK, Japan, Russia, the U.S, Mexico and South Africa have all literally signed off on anthropogenic climate change. The Network of African Science Academies, and the Polish Academy of Sciences have issued separate statements to the same effect. Professional scientific societies which have formally acknowledged anthropogenic climate change include the American Astronomical Society, American Chemical Society, American Geophysical Union, American Institute of Physics, American Meteorological Society, American Physical Society, American Quaternary Association, Australian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society, Canadian Foundation for Climate and Atmospheric Sciences, Canadian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society, European Academy of Sciences and Arts, European Geosciences Union, European Science Foundation, Geological Society of America, Geological Society of Australia, Geological Society of London-Stratigraphy Commission, InterAcademy Council, International Union of Geodesy and Geophysics, International Union for Quaternary Research, National Association of Geoscience Teachers, National Research Council (US), Royal Meteorological Society, and World Meteorological Organization. Not one scientific body of national or international standing anywhere on Earth disputes anthropogenic climate change.
Can you provide your sources?
Yep. http://nationalacademies.org/onpi/06072005.pdf , http://www.aaas.org/sites/default/files/migrate/uploads/aaas_climate_statement1.pdf , http://dels.nas.edu/resources/static-assets/materials-based-on-reports/booklets/climate_change_2008_final.pdf , http://royalsociety.org/Report_WF.aspx?pageid=10028 , http://www.ametsoc.org/POLICY/climatechangeresearch_2003.html , http://www.interacademies.net/File.aspx?id=4825 , http://www.inqua.org/files/iscc.pdf , http://www.interacademies.net/file.aspx?id=4825 , http://www.aktualnosci.pan.pl/images/stories/pliki/stanowiska_opinie/2008/stanowisko_pan_131207.pdf (Polish) ,
DiMento, Joseph F. C.; Doughman, Pamela M. (2007). Climate Change: What It Means for Us, Our Children, and Our Grandchildren. The MIT Press. p. 68. ISBN 978-0-262-54193-0. Also see http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/ar4/syr/en/main.html , http://www.ipcc.ch/report/ar5/wg1/ , http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/ar4/syr/en/mains2-4.html , http://www.nap.edu/catalog.php?record_id=12782 , and http://www.ipcc.ch/publications_and_data/ar4/syr/en/spm.html . I think that covers all of it, but if after reading through all that you see anything I missed, just let me know and I’ll get it to you.
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Of course, greenhouse gases, of which CO2 is the weakest, always cause the earth to retain heat, a greenhouse effect. But not a catastrophe. In all of the past warm periods have had CO2 LAG global temperatures
You are 100% correct. Edward Bernays, who helped Wilson get the US into WW1, wrote 2 books that Joseph Goebbels used as a way to do his evil. “Crystallizing Public Opinion” 1923, and “Propaganda” 1928 acted as tools for Nazi’s. I suck at putting up links, easy to find info, so look it up if you want.
Well, the earth is flat, so…. start with that.
Oh Barf. You have too much time on your hands. Paranoid much???
heres some paranoia for you… “Operation Earnest Voice” … hows work today jackoff?
VERY TRUE!!!
and outlaw homeschool and alternatives, which was the plan in Nazi-Germany, and in todays California.
Adolf Hitler quotes:
All propaganda must be so popular and on such an intellectual level, that even the most stupid of those toward whom it is directed will understand it… Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way around, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise.
Adolf Hitler quotes:
Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death.
Adolf Hitler quotes:
The great masses of the people … will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.
Adolf Hitler quotes:
The government will make use of these powers only insofar as they are essential for carrying out vitally necessary measures…. The separate existence of the federal states will not be done away…. The number of cases in which an internal necessity exists for having recourse to such law is in itself a limited one.
Adolf Hitler quotes:
The size of the lie is a definite factor in causing it to be believed, for the vast masses of a nation are in the depths of their hearts more easily deceived than they are consciously and intentionally bad. The primitive simplicity of their minds renders them a more easy prey to a big lie than a small one, for they themselves often tell little lies, but would be ashamed to tell big lies.
Adolf Hitler quotes:
In the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.
Come on! What? Hitler was a German Socrates? Give me a break.
What the crap does Socrates have to do with this? Give US a break
Hmmmmmmm, are you sure Obama didn’t write this???? Sounds just like him.
Hitler and most of Germany were whacked out on some serious hardcore pharmaceuticals…oh wait…just like America is today.
More like religion. Coo coo for cocoa puffs.
It’s cuckoo..Ms. Hawking.
Old commercial. Different spelling.
Precisely what I’m doing – this is much funnier entertainment than anything on TV
No they worship it. To them global warming is a religion.
I am agnostic, 74 years old, but lately have
been thanking our maker about how close we
came to not dodging the warmmist bullet.
Consider, “what if”, the “LEFT” actually had
a climate model that worked, Say in 1985, and
came up with a plan; a plan that predicted
a global warming catastrophy, in the near future?
They would attack fossil fuel use as the culprit.
Fixate on CO2 as the main player. They would do
this in the knowledge that a “pause” Was on the
way. Modern day RAINMAKERS.
After they had control, there were 3 ways to go;
1. The climate cools. 2.Stays the same. 3. gets
hotter. All these outcomes would be good.Cooling,
stays the same,SUCCESS! Hotter, IT WAS WORSE THAN
WE THOUGHT!
A useful analogy comes from our past; The local
volcano starts rumbling; the shaman predicts an
eruption unless a pretty virgin is thrown into
the volcano. The virgin is thrown in; it doesn’t
matter then what happens; no eruption?? SUCCESS!
It erupts; IT WAS WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!! the
shaman (Al Gore) can’t lose.Need more virgins;
thelast virgin wasn’t.
Does this sound familar?? Sportsfans, it almost
worked!(and it ain’t over).
Meh, not really. It’s good for comedic relief. Pretty funny, actually.
It’s like funny man. :-}
It’s entertainment for some of us!
It’s like something that is soooo bad you want to turn away but you can’t because you just can’t believe what your seeing. The funny part is they talk about cat eyes. I know no aquatic animal with cat eyes, that’s how stupid it is.
My favorite hilarity was when they said Warming caused flying boulders.
I always read the funny pages in the paper!
Only to see how stupid global warming hoax believers are.
I enjoyed it. My take is that a few ‘climate scientists’, fueled by beer and guilt, decided to have a contest to see who could make the most ridiculous prediction and have it taken seriously. After using the magic word “COULD”, you can end the sentence with any claim you want.
It looks like Dr. Matt Skinner won this round.
You’re right but it’s like being drawn to a car wreck. Just to think that some will buy this.
I just thought it was pulled from Waterworld.
Yeah, but to laugh at and ridicule it.
Good comedy is hard to come by!
Isn’t that redundant?
– don’t hold your breath.
You won’t have to. You’ll have gills, apparently…
It is not even good science fiction.
It taste good…
What Difference, at this point, Does it Make????
When i asked who writes this crap, i didnt expect you to emotionaly scar me…for life.
Better??
With ‘more’ weather, we get better surf! Surfin’ USA!
no….
MY EYES! MY EYES!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kardashian legs!!!
Kardashian legs!!!
What a FABULOUS picture of Hitlery.
….can’t…. unsee…..
This is merely a competition between grant recipients to get the largest payout…
I go to the beach all the time. Have for the past 60 years or so. Water is still where it always was. Other than storm surges or the usual high and low tide changes (you know caused by the moon?) the ocean seems to be at the same level it always was during my lifetime. You can figure this out by where it is on the various piers. I don’t think we need to worry about growing webbed feet here in California, but I lived in Oregon for a year and thought there was a chance of it there… (BTW Why do people in the UK or in tropical locations not have webbed feet?)
Uh, I think it is going to happen in a million years or so. Not in our life time. Evolution took millions of years.
Good story. Lol
You speak of evolution as if it were fact. Ridiculous.
You have no proof whatsoever, and should approach the subject in this way.
Oceans are rising and ground water is being depleted. Never hear the geniuses tie these together.
In Ventura County, CA ocean water is creeping into the aquifers. Farmers can’t pump water anymore because the salt water poisons the land. There really is no there there, John. But I agree with your overall point that man made global warming is just another way to control the people with more taxes
California may be getting so densely populated with illegal immigrants that it is sinking. That’s what Congressman Hank Johnson would say.
Two things to keep in mind in California: Oil drilling (much of it along the coast on and off shore) has contributed to salt water intrusion and the depletion of the fresh water aquifers for farming and metropolitan water service. If a void is created in one way or another it is going to be filled. Orange County is recycling sewer water and recharging its fresh water aquifers.
And, there hasn’t been a major dam built in CA for DECADES. Rivers throughout the state whose water could irrigate hundreds of thousands of parched acres of land instead flow uselessly into the Pacific Ocean.
Ho. poor California, ruled by democrats for so long, dying on vine. Progress is not allowed. Nor common sense. Ck out which States/Cities are in trouble & you will always find leftist running the political arena.
Write Gov MoonBeam, he’ll tell you why ther are no new dams. We can use the up and coming billion dollar Bullshit Train to haul water.
I doubt if they have many decades of reliable data on the aquifers.
Al Gore is a abject genius. Making yourself a billionaire selling complete nonsense is pretty smart… Funny as well since he comes across as a complete moron and has the personality of a old shoe.
If he wasn’t peddling Vapordoom…he’d be hustling Slap Chops on TV.
True, but today’s pop-culture and sound-byte-based society is low-hanging fruit for people like AlGore to exploit. Government schools have rendered them incapable of critical thought, and all one has to do is put it out there on the internet, and it starts a life of it’s own – “I saw it on the internet, so it MUST be true” kind of mentality. It’s pathetic, but that’s the reality of society today.
Before the internet, the only place you could find such abject stupidity was in supermarket tabloids….
And you still are. The story originates from a British Tabloid Rag that is often quoted by Republican Kooks.
I don’t quite agree that the “crazed sex poodle” is an abject genius, but he was pretty smart when he set up his carbon credit scheme. One might think that a former vice-president of the United States who professed constantly that we have to stop sending jobs overseas would set up his company in the U.S., but no….. Gore set up his corporate headquarters in the United Kingdom. Gores loyalty to this country must have stopped when he discovered that establishing his company in this country would result in him paying a 35% corporate tax rate, but he would only be taxed at England’s 20% corporate tax rate if he set up his company overseas.
The next time you hear a liberal complaining about U.S. companies sending jobs overseas just tell them that the company is just following the lead of former Vice-President Al Gore in an effort to avoid the highest corporate tax rate in the developed world.
Prove that it is nonsense.
Look at your feet.
sounds like a fetish, is a fetish innate or is it learned like homosexuality
C’mon now. Why do you denigrate old shoes like that? At least, unlike Gore the bore, an old shoe has character, and has served some useful purpose.
Maybe, but still?
Nope, not a genius. Just another fat ass lib, who impressed “low info” (aka stupid) libs.
Next up, The Pet Rocks in the Head.
He sold al Gorezeera for a cool $500m, didn’t he? And guess who’s going under… Not ManBearPig, nope.
The story comes from the British Daly Mail. A Conservative rag that regularly covers stories on ufo’s and various monsters, and ghosts.
It is Kook Central, but Republicans love to quote from it’s stories..
Well if it’s conservative, it has to be a rag. Right?………..Why don’t you try and think out of your lib box?
Don’t be silly. If it is conservative then it is a lying Rag.
Who are you kidding? Daily Mail is a tabloid.
I have lived near the water since the 1960’s and have not seen no rise in the water and we have markings on the balk head from 50-years ago.
If Al Gore really believed the crap he spouted, he wouldn’t have sold his network to a bunch of oil producers, would he?
Well the no brain part is a given,as for shame,just listen to them talk.
It’s both. We are more likely to grow a keyboard on our wrist and cell phone artennas behind our ears. The more they are shown to be wrong, the more absurd they become.
They won’t be shown wrong in our life time. DUH
That’s why these stories like global warming and evolution have such grand time lines. Who’s can prove them wrong. Modern day witch doctors.
Exactly
I think all of these nut jobs go into a room and brainstorm on the most off he wall, whacked out things they can think about. They all must be laughing at some of the clever things they think about and push onto the media to see what they can get away with.
Then once the most whacked out of their mind LSD induced fantasies make it to the news media, they go back again and come up with even stranger whacked out ideas.
They get the federal government to give them money to create think tanks and studies laughing all the way to the bank.
There are morons who will believe this crap.
Worst part is that they get OUR tax money as government grants to sit around and think up this nonsense
Next they will say that flying the Confederate Flag will cause the sea to rise by 10 feet.
Not to put down community colleges, but they must go to the worst areas in the U.S. find people with a “D” average and promote them to President of the honey truck think tank institute for the challenged.
What a crock of shít. Even IF our climate ever warmed enough to result in a “water world,” the only way humans would evolve in response to it would be if a mutation were to give a survival advantage; that is, if web-footed children were more likely to survive to reach reproductive age, then (and ONLY then) would that mutation be passed on.
Humans evolved something much more effective: big brains that give them the ability to adapt (for example, by inventing swim fins.)
They didn’t grow webbed feet at Noah’s flood.
Rice farmers in Arkansas wade in warm water for months at a time. They don’t get webbed feet unless they marry their sisters.
cranberry farmers in New Jersey developed larger penis because of the acidic nature of the berry and pine water
Just where are these New Jersey cranberry bogs. Any map coordinates?
The must have developed larger hands and feet in the process as well, because, proportion.
Good comment::::::LOL / very funny
And assuming that any webbed attribute would carry through the gene and not just a single anomaly…
The big brains that we have developed didn’t keep a story as stupid as this thing from being believed by Global Warmers everywhere.
evolution is not mutation. beings evolve to survive their environment. dipshit
wrong… mutations which give a species/individual an advantage of survival will over time become a dominant trait if that trait continues to allow those with said mutation to survive and breed. P3 is correct evolution best we can tell is not instantaneous which means every new trait has to start out as an advantageous mutation.
That said this story is ridiculous
Do you have an example?
Evolution is the end result of continuous mutation.
Mutations are not passed on from one generation to another.
What a CROCK! As “global warming” (or the current mantra: climate change) has proven to be a computer-generated fallacy, these climate change wackos get more and more delusional!
They tried to get a comment from THE ALGORE, but they couldn’t figure out which massage parlor the fat slob was in, trying in vain to get ANY girl to give him a massage.
Actually, they just have no JOBS which makes them perfect candidates to latch onto the AGW religion. How better than to have employment where you can be wrong more than 50% of the time and still be considered an “expert”?
They have neither.
Both…
yup
Climate scientist are most likely liberals which means they’re certifiably insane.
How profound.
No, just true.
Liberal Tiqyaa, they will bend the truth to further the cause, and to further their careers.
Opt for the second choice!
The webbed feet will magically appear!! Don’t you believe me?
I was thinking this was a creationist making an argument about irreducible complexity. But nah, it’s a for real 😉 scientist.
…neither, they’re basing this latest book in their gospel on algorons physical attributes…
Those options are not mutually exclusive. No brain AND no shame is more likely.
FYI…It’s Both!
They are de-evolving.
They seek the enslavement and control of the population. This Climate Farce is meant to be the kernel of a NWO
Go hide in your bunker with your stored food and ammunition. You’ll feel better.
Who are you Jackenoff?
Don’t abuse the language so….these Climate Change idiots have neither shame nor brain.
I think it is the “no brain” answer.
Both
Climate Change “Science” is always good for a laugh!
I’m going with no brain.
The scientist is predicting scenarios based on evolution. And scientists have more of a brain than you do, idiot.
This is propaganda in support of a move towards global tyranny. Nothing more, nothing less.
The story comes from the British Daly Mail. A Conservative rag that regularly covers stories on ufo’s and various monsters, and ghosts.
It is Kook Central, but Republicans love to quote from it’s stories.
Lumping a grocery store rumor rag story in with rigorous and widely accepted scientific research in an attempt to discredit the research is far more idiotic and shameless, wouldn’t you agree?
“widely accepted” By the webbed foot crowd. Your scam failed.
Tell your parents they’re entitled to a full refund on your education. We’re sorry it didn’t work out as well as they’d hoped.
You are 100 % correct, what trash funded this crap? Follow the money and it all leads back to the power grab they are calling Climate Change.
It is a pity when the common folk are smarter than the “scientists ” who are paid to justify their existence and must work so hard to convince us that 5+4 = 561
It speaks volumes about the left wing nut jobs who actually believe this crap!
It makes you doubt not only climate change but evolution itself. Does he really think we’ll get gills? Are we the x men?
They have neither!
you just described my sister
The idea is to keep people in a state of panic and clamoring to be led to safety. Enough useful idiots will believe this because, hey you can’t report it if it isn’t true. Right?
I think you mean and, not or.
“These Climate Change idiots either have no shame AND no brain.”
That just doesn’t work. You should have, “I think you meant to use a conjunction, not a disjunction.”
True. I should have also removed the “either”. Then it would have been correct.
Quack Quack Quack!!!!
Neither.
Or both!!!!!
Claim: ‘Global warming’ could cause males to develop vaginas…now THAT’s SCARY!
THEY ARE GETTING PAID. Gubment grants not to mention GW prevention products and donations. Like the song says, “It’s all about the meney money money. They’ll do it for the money money money.”
They have neither, and know just enough to look completely stupid every time they open their whinny assed mouths.
I disagree. I like them pushing this stuff because nothing discredits a cause like prophets who are constantly wrong.
Neither.
Do you believe now that being a liberal is a disease?
I’m really not sure how to take this. is this theonion.com or wtf? ha
The great global warming fraud is merely the latest iteration of Marxism, the eternal fondest dream of the statists among us who yearn to have us all marching in lockstep to their spastic cadence. Hence, their calls for the doubters to be locked up, or better yet, executed. The USSR didn’t disappear – it reformed in America under the banner of “global warming.”
I think both is an option.
Is this article from the Onion???
You warm mongers need to stop trying to foist your neuroses on normal people.
“Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
– Hanlon’s razor [Robert J. Hanlon]
“I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because rogues sometimes rest.” – Alexander Dumas
Liberalism is a severe mental disorder!
but is seems to pay handsomely.
Yes, there is a sucker born every minute.
how profound. and original.
I’m OK with this as long as global warming doesn’t block my fart hole.
Got to have a big die-off of humans, and the right ones, to make any of this happen. Looks like someone trying to get grant money.
I’m a bit surprised climate depot would publish this bit of quackery.
Somebody’s been watching too many movies.
Hey Libs,
10 years ago you told me all the ice would be gone by 2016. What happened, cause it’s growing?
These are the same morons who claimed, not so long ago, that drill baby drill would have no affect on gas prices. Remember? EPIC FAIL
Who, precisely, is “they”? At no time over the past 20+ years have I read any credible scientific research claiming that “all the ice would be gone by 2016”. So I cannot help but wonder where you read it. Care to share that information with the rest of us?
While you’re at it, why not provide your source that offers evidence that “the ice” “is growing”. Inquiring minds want to know.
LET IT GO ALREADY! Liberal loons.
The Author noted the genetic changes already happening in Detroit, and it is NOT webbed feet.
Then the scene faded from color to black and white as the camera swung 180 degrees, stopping on a medium shot of a short man with black hair wearing a perfectly tailored Kuppenheimer suit. A lit Chesterfield smoldered in his right hand as he addressed the camera in deep sonorous tones that belied his lack of height:
“Submitted for your approval, an excursion to a country that was once a shining beacon of science in search of the truth but which is now the province of outlandish headline-grabbing unsubstantiated claims, a nation once known as the United States of America but with each passing day becomes more and more a part of The Twilight Zone.”
Post of the day award!!!
Amen!
I like it.
Joe wins the internet! Best post I’ve seen in a long time.
Too bizarre to worry anyone other than the proglodytes……who themselves are recent mutations from homo sapiens.
loons.
A contest to see how high they can stack the bullsh_t !
What a joke …get a real job moron
lol, if you believe in darwinian evolution then you know it wouldn’t even affect modern man according to the theory – it was survival of the fittest, but modern technology makes practically everyone equally likely to survive and mate. not to mention unnatural births such as in vitro which are more and more common.
Wow…you just cant make this crap up. Priceless
Actually you can.
Obviously, someone did.
So now it’s reverse evolution? Oh please!! They need to stop cutting down the rain forests.
Hilarious. These idiots ought to be writing for Hollywood. According to algore the world should be uninhabitable. Instead, he’s on his 100 foot houseboat generating carbon on his jet airplane and planting a tree as penance. We got schlonged by gore and these global climate retards.
Hollywood probably is writing this tripe. They work for the elites/NWO.
More on the level of Tattler.
The fool watched too many repeats of Waterworld.
In addition to web feet, global warming is also linked to the severe mental disorder known as liberalism.
oh Haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa! You are so funny! Did you think of that yourself????
No, your mother told me when we discussed your ‘problem.’
STOP!! PLEASE STOP!!! With all this Global Warming hysteria crap, it’s starting to make you lefties look like fools
Starting?
One thing for certain, Belief in AGW causes mental illness.
F’ ing loons. Crazy Libs. Web feet, hahahaha hahahahah hahahahah.
Terror cause by climate change. Biggest threat- climate change ahahhahahha hahahahaha
Dumbest people- Libs
what an intelligent post.
Hmm so we would see better? be able to swim better and less drownings? Bring it ON!!!!
“Warning, being a Kool Aid drinking Lib can cause absolute idiocy”!
And for an encore, tomorrow these brainiacs will report pigs are growing wings to fly over the rising seas!
Sheesh! When will this nonsense end?
Is there currently a shortage of tin foil in the world.
Yes, and I think that some people are using plastic wrap as a substitute. Doesn’t work as well…
The people that come up with these stupid ideas suffer from a webbed brain.
Good lord. More scary bed time stories to keep the naive children in line.
This is as absurd, nay, more absurd, than marking maps with ‘here there be dragons’.
What a load.
I see the Onion is alive and well.
Obviously we need to tax the daylights out of everyone or we’ll end up with webbed feet.
For the past 8 years my appetite for flies and other bugs has increased. There may be something to this.
And they say the economy is improving.
What a bunch of morons.
Is weed legal in Great Britain? Just asking.
Scientist now say that believing in global warming can cause males to grow vaginas.
So much for the theory of evolution….
Absolute garbage!
Why do we continue to give taxpayer money to Nitwits?
Bullshyt….
We will need those webbed feet for better swimming ability when the icebergs melt
My extensive research indicates we will develop gills.
Don’t hold your breath…
I guess the author has a point….all we need to do is to look at the fish like or water fowl mutations that have occurred in South Pacific islanders that have occurred during the eons these people have lived in almost total isolation….oh wait.
BS card, played in spades.
cant these people wise up……. just a little.
I’m not a scientist like Dr. Skinner, but I think humans are more apt to evolve into the fat blob people as dipicted in the movie WALL-E. Now, University of Kent, send me some grant money so I can prepare for my next study,”How liberals will learn to breathe through their butts”.
No webbed feet on people in the Amazon. Why not? I
thought Lamarckian evolution by acquired characteristics had been
discarded…
Dr. Skinner is a scientist in the same way that naugahyde is the same as Connolly leather.
They already do in a way. Their heads are up there so they have to breath through it.
But people in the Amazon have not “evolved” webbed feet. Why not? I thought Lamarckian evolution by acquired characteristics had been discarded…
Damn, Kevin Costner was right!
Can’t believe people get paid to sit around and do this stuff. Most likely on the tax payers dime…
This is the black majic junk science claim yet….. Is Hollywood sci fies aiding your propaganda machine now.
Before the Euro Trash involved in this article evolve into ducks they will evolve into muslim radicals and hopefully kill each other.
LOL. Me thinks the AGW freaks don’t understand evolution either.
Humans are adept at adapting to unusual environmental conditions using technology for anything like this to ever be likely unless there is a total collapse of human mental capacity. Although based on this article I wouldn’t be surprised if it were happening. I’m sure the author would find a way to blame that on global warming as well….
It’s true!!! The leftists have been growing horns and tails for generations!
Global warming, the cause of fools and politicians.
Global warming, the cause of hucksters and con-men.
I have ocean front property for sale in Montana. Anyone interested ?
This is so stupid. I wish I had the past 30 seconds of my life back.
Jump the shark #1287.
LOL
As a boy growing up in the U.S. I wouldn’t have believed that grownups were so damned gullible.
Funny what a few decades can do to one’s perceptions.
As my Mama would say, “You can’t fix stupid”.
Is this another prediction from Al Gore, the same guy who said that Florida would be underwater by now? Idiots.
No problems. When the Muzzies take over in Europe they won’t fall for this Shiite.
And they’ll close the universities so it will be the end of the stupid stuff.
Dear EnviroTards…
FYI, any rise in GLOBAL temperatures will FIRST OF ALL increase the rate of evaporation of water from the oceans, which are 3/4 of the surface area of the planet. This will INEVITABLY RESULT in an INCREASE IN PRECIPITATION worldwide. This will (a) DECREASE desert areas worldwide; (b) INCREASE crop yields worldwide; (c) INCREASE SNOWMASS ACCUMULATION in the polar regions, which will (d) REMOVE water from the oceans, and DECREASE the level of oceans worldwide. Deal with it.
Web feet? Gills? No that’s just a bad movie from back in 1995.
People get paid for this stuff. I want in!
Funniest thing i’ve read all morning.
Follow the money and you have the answer as to what’s driving this nonsense.
What a joke…
These imbeciles get more hapless by the day. It’s gone beyond the mendacious into the bizarre.
Climate ‘science’ – The phrenology of the future.
“Would you like a side order of phlogiston with that?”
The author of this article has already developed the ability to transmute utter rubbish into money (or whatever he got paid for this nonsense) , is that due to global warming too ?
Hillary already has horns.
Cool as I’ve never been a great swimmer anyway:-)
There is a mineral Metabolic disorder called ATS, and one of its primary symptoms is webbed toes, and webbed fingers.
Global Warming will cause an increase in underwater Bar Fights, oh my!
We already have a Kenyan in Chief with a forked tongue who’s married to a ‘woman’ with a ‘package’. Maybe the global warming tards are right!
The word “Experts” is being used a lot. We can probably save some grant dollars by stopping funding of these “experts”…
I expect the Ice Age guy to look like a polar bear. It would be fitting if we could swim miles in an icy sea and kill seals with a single punch of our hand. But, that didn’t really happen either, did it?
Mothers have had children for thousands of years, yet they have not developed extra arms or real “eyes in the back of the head”.
I think the author is suffering from the malady of too many late night “Water World” reruns, and projecting the delusions under the title of “expert.” 🙂
W T F – how asinine – perhaps in this case asinine should be spelled with two S
Will we all evolve huge arsses like Hitlary?
Oh goody! So now “glowBULL climate warning change disruption” is going to cause us all to go “Waterworld”?
Does the ridiculous bovine scatology ever end with this crowd?
Just drop the O off of your last name and it fits perfectly.
Certainly insisting its true in the face of the data edges ones knuckles closer and closer to the ground
Welcome to the age of MYSTERY BABYLON. The Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth. People no longer differentiate between right and wrong, male or female, truth or lies, or anything else requiring intellect. They consider themselves enlightened, but they are enlightened with spiritual ignorance and confused beyond comprehension, and it was all foretold centuries ago.
It certainly has caused them to develop addled brains.
The Climate has ALWAYS changed in tune with the thermodynamic output cycles of the SUN. Everything else is b.s.
Well the warmists have gone off the deep end now.
just now??
Preexisting derangement + prospective loss of trillion-dollar climate-fraud gravy train = this.
LMAO 🙂
Then you should not reproduce! PLEASE! Don’t reproduce!
I knew the real “debate” was over when the reference changed from “Global Warming” to “Climate Change.” Is there ever a time in the last billion years or so, the climate didn’t change?
More Solyndra!
Oh for the love of Zeus
I will wait for my feet to become webbed before I worry about global climate change.
The oceans of planet earth already host a plethora of marine mammal species. None of them have gills. None of them have cat’s eyes.
No “scientist” would be free to generate such useless baloney without a government grant in his/her pocket. That’s the travesty.
If we do develop those things its natural, just like Climate Change is.
I wouldnt mind gills too much
Finally! Proof these people are absolute morons!
My brother had two webbed toes on each foot. Now I feel like Danny DeVito in Twins.
A false theory when in fact sea levels are NOT rising. Temperatures are NOT increasing. The ice caps have MORE ice and most of the glaciers of the world are ADVANCING and not retreating. What a collection of crap.
In order for this to happen, the miniscule number of people born with a certain very rare mutation (i.e., webbed feet) would have to gain such a strong survival advantage over people with normal feet that they would crowd them out of existence. The genes that dictate the growth of normal feet would have to disappear from the human race. Not even the staunchest evolutionist could consider this a real possibility. This article is absolute nonsense.
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet……..swim team, here I come.
Global cooling could make women grow hair all over their bodies. Imagine Muslim women. They would look like midget Wookies.
The writers are already suffering from too much water on their brains, which obviously have become sponges. Perhaps they are high on drugs when they write these articles? Or perhaps there is some other lame excuse.
“Scientists” warn of navigable Arctic routes opening and increases in growing seasons and crop yields. There is a consensus that man-caused global warm.. climate chan… climate bullying can possibly cause too much human joy and prosperity. The only hope in maintaining a constant level of mediocrity and sorrow is to temper any positive effects that pleasant weather may have with a spirit-crushing tax on anyone with a smile on their face. /SNARKOFF/
By COLIN FERNANDEZ, SCIENCE CORRESPONDENT FOR THE DAILY MAIL
That explains the stupidest opinion piece article I’ve read in ages! There really is no limit to liberal lunacy is there?
Settled science, right?
You’ve already developed webbed brains.
we’ll need floaty dumpsters too
We really need to bring back mental health institutions (read insane asylums).
I doubt if we would develop gills. I suspect it would me more along the lines of Cetacean adaptations.
Amazing that these idiots are getting paid to come up with this crap.
Someone has too much time on their hands and they are being funded by people with too much money and not enough brains.
These people clearly have no clue how evolution works, nor do they understand the impact of sexual selection on how humans look today and will look in the future. Webbed feet will have to be very sexy to be selected (if it can even escape the impact of the Pill, which is the most important driver of human evolution today).
There is no evolution. They got you to believe that lie.
even still, according to the theory of evolution these changes would take millions of years.
Millions of years, during which time the Earth could go through at least another full glaciation cycle, significant progression through the Milankovitch cycles, and any number of other unpredictable effects from geologic, extraterrestrial, or galactic causes, which would render moot, and therefore likely unsuccessful, any mutations putatively caused by environmental stressors like Waterworld.
It should be remembered that we are currently in a relative paradise on Earth with respect to its climatic history, during which humans have arrived to their present state. We are now past the warmest and biologically ideal part of the Holocene, and the planet has been slowly cooling overall during the most prolific time of modern H. sapiens. The next climatic extreme that will theaten life on the planet is a colder world with less water. If we survive the next cold-world bottleneck, we are just as likely to evolve with flint palms and steel fingernails, and susceptibility to the world’s microscopic pathogens all over again.
Darwin wrote extensively about natural selection (eg “survival of the fittest”), and about sexual selection. Look it up. Example: Human females have enlarged breasts not because of survival of the fittest (on the contrary), but because of sexual selection. Other mammals have enlarged breasts ONLY when they breast feed
Oh no wait , that was the movie waterworld, sorrrrry
I evolved from whales. I still have some blubber and a blow hole to prove it. Although the blow hole has evolved to no longer take in air, only expel “air”.
Is this article from the Onion???
You warm mongers need to stop trying to foist your neuroses on normal people.
O M G !!! The left wing has gone completely off the deep end. That’s why they’ll need the “webbed feet”!
They’ve already grown forked tongues from their ridiculous muttering; it was just a matter of time before they grew webbed feet and spiked tails.
Just HALF a joint of cannabis ’causes psychosis-like effects in healthy people that’s similar to schizophrenia’, say experts
By Lizzie Parry forDaily Mail, 3 December 2015
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3345090/Just-HALF-joint-cannabis-causes-psychosis-like-effects-healthy-people-s-similar-schizophrenia-say-experts.html
Lies, damned lies, and climate junk-science.
“Our noses and face size would increase to help warm inhaled cold air in the nasopharynx”
Why would the air be cold if it’s Global Warming?? lulz
funny thing is, the sinus evolved a long time ago to accommodate cold air breathing.
cold air enters the nose and passes over fins that warm the air before it reaches the lungs so as not to freeze the aveoli.
Why would that evolve further if the air temps rise?
They’ll develop carbon scrubbers? 😮
Or Pez dispensers?
ROFLMAO!
Web feet? Before you know we will all look like cyclops!
By far one of the most idiotic articles written in my lifetime. First off, you have to prove global warming even exists. All the actual data regarding global warming has been proven false. You cannot argue that factual data has proven that you global warmest’s have been proven dead phucking wrong. so stop drawing pictures of webbed feet when you cannot even prove your science. I feel like we are living amongst clowns.
I just wanna know one thing…how will it affect the size of my pen is? (snicker, snicker)
So in other words…someone just finally watched the movie Water World, and now they knows everything. #KevinCostnerEvolution
I really think this scientist should be checked into a mental institution. This is mad behavior coming from a man or woman that claims to be a scientist.
The world warmed during the medieval Warming Period just over 1000 years ago and all the glaciers melted. The polar bears all survived somehow and there is no mention in history of flooded cities or islands.
male dolphins engage in gang rapes.
LOL
Are these the same geographically-illiterate fools who produced that ridiculous film years ago showing images of how the US would start to disappear under the ocean…with Nevada somehow being underwater while the Plains, some 2000 feet lower in avg elevation would still be dry?
Webbed feet and gills? I want in. Let’s heat this baby up!
Funny, we didn’t evolve any of these adaptations during previous periods of cold, hot, rising sea levels, etc.
Oh for God’s sake, people. Get a life!
This ain’t what it’s quacked up to be…..
I’m surprised they’re not black actually….
Actually the genetic mutations from all the weed would be far more likely to do that, but nice try…
This article is proof that “Global Warming” believers are truly insane. Al Gore has been proven to be a charlatan, and “Global Warming scientists” have admitted to lying about their beliefs, now this. What a bunch of idiots.
Now I really have seen everything
It’s sad that these people have probably gotten – or will get – taxpayer money for dreaming this crap up.
01227 (82)3937 /[email protected] Either call of email this man and tell him how super duper awesome he is.
April Fool’s Day already? Geez, time does fly faster the older I get!
Bigum deal. [email protected]$#it paleface squaw from Massumchusetts already have forkum tongue.
Now, let’s not all jump to uneducated rash decisions about the validity of this study. There may be merit to it. We need to shovel more taxpayer funded grants into these institutions to further this research.
Ha!
This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.
These folks are in a world of their own. Hopefully, they’ll stay away from the rest of us.
That is the biggest disconnect. You just want to be left alone to do what you please, while they want to control what you do. Are you for or against the “Drug War”? You might be as bad as them in reality.
Today’s “Onion” worthy AGW scare headline. ROFLMAO!
More fairy tales! This one is kind of gimpy, weak. It would be better if it was written to terrify children like Gore does.
My coffee is cold, damn that climate change….
Give Al Gore all your money and your coffee will never get cold again!!!
The heat released from your cup of coffee into the atmosphere has contributed to the acceleration of Global Warming. Thank you for hastening our demise and for causing my taxes to increase.
LOL! I love these Global Warming stories. Hilarious!
How did we ever get our bleeding edge propaganda before Al invented the internet? Must have had to attend a university lecture manually, perhaps.
You haven’t read a newspaper, have you?
Oh, I certainly have, but I remember them being somewhat discriminating enough not to print stories like this, with the exception of the Weekly World News.
I seem to remember them blaming Iraq for 9/11 when it was obviously the US “ally” and Bush business partner Saudi Arabia.
Nobody blamed Iraq for 9/11, and we didn’t go into Iraq because of 9/11. I’d question your memory of other events too, if I were you, in light of this.
Oh yes! Ha! I wish you could go back 13 years and tell yourself that! HA! Why invade Iraq then? Oil?
I can go back 13 years anytime I want. It was to take down Hussein’s regime. No, not for oil, although Iraq should and easily could have paid us back for our services using their oil production. Did you just wake up, Rumpelstiltskin?
lol then what was it for? You are great. Ate the propaganda hook, line, and sinker!
Did you forget about the numerous UN Resolutions, some going back to the early 1990’s, of which he was in defiant violation? Did you forget about the three card monte he was playing with the UN weapons inspectors? Did you forget about the videos of his henchmen teaching suspected Iraqi hom osexuals and other enemies of the regime to fly from 4th floor rooftops? Did you forget about his barbaric sons operating rape rooms and torture chambers? He had terrorized millions of Iraqis for decades, and killed hundreds of thousands. After he was caught, he was charged by his own people and found guilty of crimes against humanity. Do you have any idea why? Or were you asleep for the past 30 years? What do you think is propaganda? I suspect that the simple truth is just too much for you to process.
OH MY GOD!! THE UN? ALL PRAISE WORLD GOVERNMENT!!! WHAT IT SAYS IS TRUTH!! PRAISE THE BANKS!!!
“MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” HAHAHA #DERP
How can you “go back 13 years anytime”? You got the time machine? Maybe you can go put some “WMDs” in Iraq so you don’t look like such a fool!
Do you ever wonder about how much news and information you miss, and are thus completely oblivious to, because of the sources you trust to decide what you should and shouldn’t know? For over three years after the fall of Baghdad, our troops, as well as engineers from coalition forces, were finding remnant caches of chemical munitions of various types and states of deterioration throughout the country, totaling in the tons, and all of it dangerous in the wrong hands. We were also aware that much larger stockpiles were likely moved by trucks out of northern Iraq into Syria prior to the invasion. Is it any wonder to you why Salon, HuffPo, and the rest of the left-wing media never told you about any of that, or a surprise to anyone else that you wouldn’t lift a finger to find out for yourself? You can go back in time to review it too, since you apparently didn’t live through it the first time.
Oh, so you have got all the information, never missed anything, and have the “correct” sources! Awesome! Who is the “correct” source? The US Gov or it’s fascist media organizations?
Funny how these “WMDs” were never produced #derp
And the US gave Saddam his chemical weapons! Hahaha you are lame as a duck
Gills would be cool…I can only hold my breath for 30 seconds
These goofy people were saying fifty years ago that watching television would cause humans to evolve into one-eyed creatures.
And they were saying that global cooling was going to kill us all. Their solution? Melt the ice caps by dumping salt on them. Look it up!
I would worry more about Pinocchio noses.
Do women get bigger boobs? If not, I don’t care.
Yes they do. As materials warm the expand. All those silicon and saline implants will enlarge from the higher temperatures.
See? Humanity would benefit from significantly warmer global temperatures!
Fear of global warming lowers the IQ.
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself. And Global Warming.
Global Cooling Warming Climate Change Disruption?
And Charlie Sheen…
It happened to Hitlerly!!! Give Al Gore all your money or we all turn into ducks, you selfish fools!!!
Are these the same asses that write Obama’s policies. Sounds like it !
So now Global Warming causes inbreeding? When the water starts to rise the Hillbillies will rule the world. Webbed feet, 12 toes and they already breathe through a hole in their necks. Their mouth.
“The interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees” – Al Gore 2009
These globalist liars push international taxes, international socialism, population control, and the nation merging agenda.
The World Bank (UN finance institution) and IMF are based in Washington DC (both created at the 1944 Bretton Woods conference.).
Visit the websites of these globalist institutions:
United Nations
Council on Foreign Relations (CFR)
Council of Councils (CFR Initiative)
Trilateral Commission
shhhh if you write about the CFR on Diqus, you will get banned.
Dem Party made up crises have already caused Dem voters to evolve much smaller brain matter.
Well, we know at least one person actually made it past the first hour of “Water World”.
The “global warming” nutbags have gone from simple junk science straight to outlandish science fiction nonsense.
What a bunch of BS.
OMG, thank you for this. I needed to laugh.
Not me. I like being grouchy.
The ice age guy reminds me of Ark. Hilarious.
My vote for the most ignorant article on the internet today.
Well we could all live with sponge Bob square pants, he looks like he has a nice life. LOL.
Theoretical evolution of webbed feet on homo sapiens?
I’m more concerned about contemporary cobwebs in the brains of global warming alarmists.
“Real experts” say, “These guys don’t know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.”
“Real experts”? You mean, as opposed to the “phony experts”?
Well you do have to agree with them. This Global Warming has caused the Liberals brains to shrink beyond what anyone thought could happen.
Truth nonetheless.
Daffy Duck, Donald Duck.
Kevin Costner from Water World.
The proofs not in global warming.
It’s in the pudding.
It’s Soylent Green! It’s people pudding.
You better protect that little hangy-down part of your ears.
Um, no.
Idiots.
More Hollywood Science…..Still trying to justify the most expensive movie ever Waterworld….
The polar ice caps have completely melted, and the sea level has risen over 25,000 feet, covering nearly all the land. The film illustrates this with an unusual variation on the Universal logo, which begins with the usual image of Earth, but shows the planet’s water levels gradually rising and the polar ice caps melting until nearly all the land is submerged. The plot of the film centers on an otherwise nameless antihero, “The Mariner”, a drifter who sails the Earth in his trimaran and has developed gills and webbed appendages. …..
Wow, the lunatics are really running the asylum now. These “Warmers” are really out of the minds.
If there is indeed “climate change (since people found out that “warming” was a hoax) humans will not adapt as hypothesized. How long has the appendix been superfluous and yet we are still born with one?
It’s all a lot of hype over nothing.
This could be the “legacy” Obama is searching for! This fits in with his “climate control” fairy tale.
It’s Bush’s fault.
Well, global warmer’s brains have already been reduced to the size of a walnut, so why not webbed feet?
OMG, WTF, OOYFM, GTFO, STFU, LMAO, DBEYR, FUD…
I feel blessed that I don’t personally know any of these loonies. I cringe at the thought of having to listen to them. I would really like to see a picture of them all gathered together. Maybe go to the “situation room” at the WH, huh.
Evolution 101. This is not a scientist; this is stupid, dumb, ignorant, moron and a nut case.
This might be the dumbest climate article I have never read.
…and that’s saying a lot!
I heard that humans not only will have webbed feet due to global warming but that many people in the global warming industry are already cackling like a chicken! Chicken Little that is.
And the Global Warmist’s wonder why people are not taking them seriously.
Brian Williams has already developed web feet. He has also developed a narsopharnyx that can stop a bullet in mid-flight and suck the energy out of tornadoes.
Well, my computer models prove that as the waters rise because of global warming, people move to higher ground and, thus, grow feathers. With feathers and webbed feet, we will be able to travel without airplanes or cars, and fish without boats. Our carbon footprint will be minimal.
Not to mention that we will more easily hunt side-hill gougers.
You like that?
Who pays these idiots? Please tell me NOT the Government! It would take a billion years to evolve like this. This is so stupid, it’s beyond ridiculous.
This stupidity has to be a joke, although Al Gore and his ilk have developed ducks brains from pushing the lies about global warming!
Everyone having a nice day here in climate-church?
The Earth’s temperature was stable until Trump started running for president.
Lamarckian bullshit. Does not work. Natural selection not changes due to environment . If no changes occur , at random , that fit the new environment and are not passed on by a successful individual, then extinction. Climate change scientists are not scientists at all but paid political puppets. Their lack of knowledge is clear in this article and lack of understanding , The theory of evolution, which basically is natural selection or survival of the fittest.
In a warmer world our noses would evolve bigger to warm the air? Isn’t that a contradiction?
These progressives were encouraged in this GW nonsense by the widespread acceptance of evolution theory. If life evolved from the same single cell life form the theory’s survival of the fittest preludes diversity.
Is this a reprint from the Onion? Thanks for the laughs.
I stubbed my toe on a kitchen cabinet this morning. Thanks global warming.
I heard it fries your brain and you become a liberal Progressive Democrat
And, while the administration hints that deniers are terrorists, these scientists are insane, yet continue to get rich from government grants while coming up with these conclusions. God, help us!
The upside down world of the progressive. It is insanity.
Quack…..quack….quack…………………………………..ho- hum
Don’t forget to add a “meow” in there every so often, smh.
I’m Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.
Idiotic garbage article based on nothing but John Candy type Space Balls concepts.
Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and mogs first!
red herring alert… red herring alert!
AHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAAAA
Everyday these morons come up with more idiocy. LOL
Reptilian Bloodlines!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..Sheesh.
Altered States – DIY truth of the progressive mind…
Still waiting for a world full of liars to evolve two faces and forked tongues.
Who in the world would be stupid enough to believe this rubbish? Oh yes, I almost forgot, he is in the White House.
This is obviously intentional satire. Except is lacks any real effort at dark humor. Just a poorly written attempt at humor.
GWarmin has already ‘Webbed’ a lot of brains.
Follow the money…. .
Now I’ve heard it all.
Somebody’s been in the medicine cabinet.
I FIRMLY BELIEVE that the person who wrote this article did so while drunk or high and was watching ‘WATERWORLD’ ! Thats is the only logical explanation.
SHHHHHH but the truth is that people have been born with webbed feet for centuries ! It is a know mutation. Hmmmm wonder what caused that to happen before Climate Change/Global Warming ?
no worry- the Paris accord has solved global warming… everyone can get back to their 10 fingers and toes…
Science is really wallowing in a back water that rivals the Dark Ages! No one in the community realizes that no matter what they manipulate, stipulate regarding anything having to do with the earth the final outcome will never be what they predict, never, chaos theory will take care of all their silly notions. Earth has been around for millions of years, undergone catastrophic destruction and reconstructed itself and survived just fine. Man will have little impact, a mere blip on the screen one million years from now. Not to worry folks, just relax.
With the way the idiots on both sides of the Atlantic are evolving, all are likely to be dead or Muslim before 2050. And with Islam coming, forget about science anyway.
Now show me how we’ll look after we evolve to cope with runaway Communism/ISIS rule…
Looks like someone got high while watching “Waterworld”…
Considering that only a couple of people did, he should be easy to track down.
Yup this is government “science” alright.
The left is really pushing their new found religion!
And LIES about “climate change” could lead the LIARS to develop “forked tongues.”
Crap.
You might also develop a lighter wallet, paying for idiots that write fiction and publish it as science.
Or not.
Think of the bucks we’ll save on swim fins!
snorkels and flash lights as well.
I am no expert, but I haven’t observed the Unuits and other folks in the far North developing big noses. That is a trait of Mediterranean types like Muslm Arabs, Jews Turks and Greeks.
This must mean global warming “scientists” mouths are going to evolve into cattle anuses in order to handling the volumes of bullshit they spew.