‘On May 2nd Climate Hustle smashes on to the big screen’ – One-Night-Only Movie Event

Some of the craziest claims (at least the ones I have recorded)  include The Arab spring Incredible shrinking sheepInvasion of jellyfish in the MediterraneanSurge in fatal shark attacksSevere acneGlobal conflictBeer tasting differentSuicide of farmers in AustraliaBigger tuna fishFish shrinkage Longer days,Shorter daysCollapse of gingerbread houses in SwedenCow infertilityUFO sightings in the UKBear attacks in Japan Frigid Cold Winters in Great BritainDeath from heart disease,diabetes, stroke, respiratory disease and even accidents, Heavier, wetter snowstorms treacherous for travel and ambulation,  Lyme disease, swarms of allergy-inducing, stinging insects, along with mosquitoes and devastating pine bark beetle infestations and the spread of forest and crop pests 40,000 dead crabs Shorter, higher pitched frog mating calls, Unrest in the Middle EastScrewed-up love makingThe Japaneseearthquake-tsunamiHorrible rash of tornadoes in southeast United StatesExtended severe allergy seasons, Lyme disease, malaria or dengue fever, trauma, depression, high blood pressure and heart disease, Increased threat of wars, violence and military action against the UKMigration of possibly rabid Vampire bats from Mexico, Extreme weather, disappearing islands and less productive workdaysGiant SnakesArmed robbery, prostitution, and drug abuse in Ghana, will make you go nuts, The rise of terrorist group Boko HaramCaused the Seychelles snail to go extinct (its alive and well), Rock SnotIncrease anxiety, fear and depressionExpensive OlivesNo more red-haired people, women will become pear-shaped,  incontinent, impotent bald guys with extra hair growing from their toesGlobal CoolingThe Sinking of The Titanic Illegal Immigration ProstitutionISIS Walrus “Convention”,  Shrinking Goats