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Germany’s Environment Minister Calls On Citizens To Turn Off Lights During Sex – To Protect Climate!



Germany’s Environment Minister Calls On Citizens To Turn Off Lights During Sex – To Protect Climate!

What follows is no joke, and tells us how far the German government is prepared to go in order to get its citizens to be nice to the climate.

Germany’s Ministry of Environment headed by socialist Barbara Hendricks has produced a series of video clips aimed at getting citizens to save energy, and thus do the climate good at the same time.

One clip shows a teenage girl coming home late one evening, quietly tip-toeing past the open door of a lit up living room, only to awkwardly catch her parents in the act. Embarrassed, the daughter turns off the lights.

A voice comes on:

The world says thanks. 5% less energy consumption in German households makes one coal power plant redundant. Together it’s climate protection.”

Some readers may ask if it’s customary for Germans to do it fully dressed. According to the video, it seems so. Perhaps the German Ministry of Environment has also decreed sex only in unheated rooms.

German ARD public television reports that the Ministry spent a total of 1.5 million taxpayer euros on producing the 30-second videos.

It really is amazing that bureaucrats are now telling citizens under what conditions to have sex: fully dressed, in a cold room with the lights on.

Another video shows an overweight man filling up his SUV with a jet ski in tow:

The message here, other than men being stupid fat pigs, is:

The climate says thanks. The climate is happy about every single bicycle ride.”

Another video shows a woman closing the window so she does not have to hear the sounds of her power-tool operating husband being eaten by zombies.

After she closes the window, a voice says:

The world says thank you. Stop leaving the windows open in the winter time. Airing out the house all at once for a short time is better for the climate.”

So not only does the room have to be dark and unheated, but the windows also must be closed when having sex (with all your clothes on) in Germany.

This is the nanny state at work. But here the nanny in charge obviously has really gone completely idiotic. Surely Chancellor Angela Merkel is relieved that these videos are not productions made by her CDU party.

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  1. Gone completely insane. Trying to create a fake worldwide crisis to gain power and usher in world govt. They haven’t hid that fact. The whole scam is evil and people die from energy poverty. The corruption of these idiots is beyond measure. The climate is fine and extreme weather has actually declined with no warming for 18 years. The crooks stated in the past that 15 years of no warming would prove the theory false. Now they just ignore their own advice. We live of the Age of the Lies.

  2. Okay, during cold weather do it in daylight , fully clothed- except for alterations of course- and at night in candlelight under a lot of quilts so you don’t need to use as much fuel. Increase quickie times during work hours. That would burn more calories and cut down on having to work out in the gym after work, saving cash while loosing weight and keeping in shape. Oh, and longer lunch breaks. For obvious reasons. Experiment with a variety of on the run sex routines. There by increasing chances to get- R- done and still never be late for appointment and you can save on fuel prices and decrease the ozone by using only the one vehicle.

  3. Many years ago Playboy Magazine carried a column called the Playboy Advisor. One entry was about a young college kid who was seeing a lady who was beauty challenged, but willing. He asked whether he should do his thing with her. Playboy’s response was — go ahead, just remember beauty is but a light switch away.

    Good advice!


    Bible Prophecy

    “Evil Men (and Women) Will Wax Worse and Worse”

    Deceiving . . . (Lying)

    and BEING Deceived”

    Jesus (Yeshua) called Satan the “father of all lies.” The Bible warns “in the last days” evil men (and women) will be prevalent. Lying and deception (which are now called “spin”) will characterize the generation (and the leaders) who will pull the world down into the dark abyss and terrors of the coming “Apocalypse” . . .

    “But KNOW this,

    that in the last days

    perilous times will come . . .

    Evil men and impostors will grow worse and worse,

    deceiving (lying) and being deceived.”

    (2 Timothy 3:1, 13)

    The Scriptures tell us God cannot lie and He h ates all lies. God says truth is non-negotiable and is fundamental to His law. In the past, liars and perjurers were held accountable and dealt with harshly and severely. Today we see lying casually accepted in the news, in the movies, and on television. Lying is now being presented as funny and harmless. This generation is unique in its reaction to liars and perjurers. This nation even lifted up and still glorifies a recent President whose most notable characteristics were flagrantly staring into a TV camera lying and deceiving … and then later being convicted of criminal perjury. This generation mocks our rules of law. This generation mocks God’s Law. As noted, telling the truth is fundamental to God’s law. In the Bible we find when a nation and its leader(s) defiantly mock, ignore, and turn their backs on God’s law, God will turn His back on that nation and will remove His protection and blessings from that people. God help us. The future of that nation and people is always very, very grim …

    A stark warning . . .

    “Knowing this:

    that the Law is not made for a righteous person,

    but for the lawless and insubordinate,

    for the ungodly and for sinners,

    for the unholy and profane,

    for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers,

    for manslayers,

    for $exually immoral (fornicators),

    for homosexuals (sodomites),

    for kidnappers,

    for liars,

    for perjurers,

    and if there is any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine”

    (1 Timothy 1:8-10)

    “But the cowardly, unbelieving,

    abominable, murderers,

    $exually immoral,

    sorcerers, (drugs … “pharmakeus”)


    and all liars

    shall have their part in the lake which burns with fire and brimstone,

    which is the second death .” (The darkness, aloneness, and torments of HeII

    (Revelation 21:8)

    Sorry if I’m not politcally correct but I don’t have to be.

    • Oral superstitions from simple goat herders in the bronze age is the best you have? Why do you hate the current age in which you reside which knows more than any that preceded it? Is the wealth of information just too much for you to comprehend? So sad that you didn’t avail yourself of the great and many education facilities and opportunities afforded those who chose to learn in our society.

  5. This is WHY conservatives like myself HATE socialism. It is anti FREEDOM! America fought a REVOLUTION to be free from governments and powers that seek to ENSLAVE people…”for their own good and the good of society”. They are CONTROL FREAKS…and if you LET them they will take your soul.

    America has lost much of its disdain toward socialism little by little over the years. That has been our greatest danger. It’s like a cancer that eats away at the body of the nation until it is terminal.

    • Come on, the Revolution wasn’t about freedom. It was about not paying taxes. The freedom we enjoy now wasn’t even a figment in their imaginations then. Slavery continued to exist for a century after the revolution.

      • But isn’t the freedom over your own body the only freedom? If our bodies work and sweat to produce how does which we make with our bodies and mind that belong to other people to live high on?

        Should an author be able to keep the product of his mind? After all in Obama’s famous words : He “didn’t write that” Movie actors similarly don’t “act that” and pitchers don’t even pitch their own fast balls. It all belongs to the state to redistribute as they see fit doesn’t it?

        It turns out that only redistributers can keep, not what they make, but all that they can take.

        This is the alpha and omega of socialism; picture a pan of frying eggs: “this is what a mind on socialism looks like”

      • That is not true. Doing away with slavery is a refinement (and was even debated at the time). You should maybe do some reading of the Federalist papers and other documents of the time. Our freedom now is less than it was 50 years ago for most of us BTW.

      • The Revolution wasn’t about freedom? Really? Let me see, what are those lines written in the Declaration of Independence? Oh yeah: “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” The founders were perfectly aware of the problems and contradictions of slavery–many were horrified by it–but they realized that they couldn’t solve everything at once, and that keeping the original thirteen states unified in the beginning was important to create a nation. Study American history more deeply and you will learn all about it.

  6. Wow – government intrusion in our lives has reached a new low. Government douche bags – you think the people are going to stand for this much longer ? Revolution is coming and there are stakes just waiting for your heads

  7. ARD is pravda, state sponsered propaganda. its amzing and dissapointing to see them bend or completely destroy the truth every night at seven. anthropomorphic climate change is an unproven myth and citizens as well as politicians are blind to the goebbels ‘big lie’. ‘consensus is not science’.

  8. It appears that government ministers in Germany are about as brain dead as government officials everywhere. In honor of this dolt, I’m going to turn a few lights on. I’d prefer to be environmentally friendly, but it’s more important to do whatever I can to fight idiots in government, wherever they happen to be.

  9. That would depend on so many factors ….

    How long do you take ? 3 minutes or 2 hours ?

    What does your wife look like ?
    Lights off may be more exciting or bearable as the case may be.

    You could just go for the weekend “nooner” to “save the planet”.

    So much to consider.

    Then again there is the sudden urge, all else be damned.
    That would be my personal favorite.

  10. “Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be
    better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be “cured” against one’s will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals.”

    So true.

  11. But, it affects my performance…i need to take “lowlitepoorsex” medication for my low hemoglobin count. What do they want us to be?, bats or something?! These libtards are only worthy of “being made fun of”….how stupid can the world be in listening to these abject idiots

  12. It does make sense to leave the light on during sex to conserve energy. You see the pervs, who are the neighbors, will all shut their lights so they can see the activities better.
    One bedroom light vs. several pervs with no lights. Das ist gut, ya.

  13. Oh, by the way, this from the country that drilled in to their youths in school to rat on their families and neighbors if they were not followers of the fuerher and his policies. Starting to sound more like it is hitting home, here, as well, eh?

  14. Only braindead Germany, which closed down the only truly low carbon power plants they have (nuclear) because they got scared when a couple of reactors had a non-life-threatening accident due to a set of circumstances that are physically impossible in Germany. Germans may just be the dumbest of them all -look at how they took to Hitler.

  15. Light in the dark, heat in the cold, cooling in the heat, fun in the sun all signs not of man’s ingenuity but of man’s avarice. Thank you for having sex without procreating another offensive issuance from beings. Will the birds and bees ever realize their worth is in realizing their worthlessness?

  16. Liberal whack offs gone viral. This is some of the stupidest stuff I’ve ever heard of. That there are thinking human beings that actually buy into this climate silliness, and embrace their lemmingness to follow the government trolls is sickening.

  17. No wonder she wants the lights off, have you seen this Barbara Hendricks? She looks like Janet Napolitano’s twin sister (brother!?) on a bad day. Imagine someone spotting her in the act, they’d need to be treated for PTSD

  18. “The ice cap is falling off a cliff. It could be completely gone in summer in as little as 7 years from now ” Al Gore.

    ‘There is a 75 per cent chance that the entire polar ice cap, during some of the summer months, could be completely ice-free within five to seven years.’ Al Gore

    Seven years after former US Vice-President Al Gore’s warning, Arctic ice cap has expanded for second year in row. These satellite images taken from University of Illinois’s Cryosphere project show ice has become more concentrated. An area twice the size of Alaska – America’s biggest state – was open water two years ago and is now covered in ice.

    Hey little Bo Peep, Al Gore’s got your sheep.

      • I just quoted Al Gore and then I quoted a retort of Al Gore’s claims by a scientific study of satellite images. You seem to be the one who can’t handle a scientific rebuttal. Science is very rarely agreed apron by all scientist. Theories are challenged, dissected, debated, refuted and reformed. This is what makes further learning and new ideas possible. That is except for the global warming sheep who, like yourself, refuse to have any contrary data brought to the argument. Your stance, like Al Gore’s, is hardened like stone resting in the bliss of ignorance. No other information is wanted and will not be tolerated. Your mind is set. You are benighted my friend. You’re nothing more than a small part of the herd.

        • Anyone quoting Al Gore as a source of climate science is scientifically illiterate and misquoting him makes you silly and dumb. Second, you’re obviously neither a scientist nor scientifically literate from your statements about how science reaches consensus and is conducted. If you did, then you wouldn’t have stated the nonsense about Arctic ice in your original comment especially when all the evidence shows a trend of steady decline. Visit the NSIDC website and glean the evidence which guides scientists and is the sole authority in science.

  19. This environment bull s**** is news..????…thought after ADOLF HITLER BRAINWASHING… idiots would by now wise up. Stupidity seem contagious…here in the USA millions are dumb/mentally enslaved as well……GRUBER was correct about stupid americans…voting for obama…hope and change..not knowing what is a tax…end of racial this /that…all the while voting for the biggest RACIST, LIAR, P.O.S????…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…….STUPID PEOPLE…BY GRUBER……MOVIE COMING SOON!!!!!!!

  20. I’m tired of these Environmentalist Fundementalists telling us how to live. I actually try to live responsibly, but now, I am DONE. Changes as of today…

    *My home heat will be set at 72 degrees, instead of 65. No more sweaters itching me.

    *I will pre-start my car to warm it up and use fuel that way – no more freezing car.

    *I own an SUV but use it solely for family trips. NOW, I’ll drive it during the week and be more comfortable.

    In my bedroom – it’s my business- NOT yours, you Enviro Extremists. You and Jerry Falwell are the same and now, guess what – you’ve lost one.

    Glory be to fossil fuels, and creature comforts from now on.

  21. doooood….They have thousands of individual coal burning furnaces in apartments in Berlin. My friend and the neighbors on his level alone probably burns a few hundred tons of the stuff every winter!! His building is 6 stories. You have to be delusional, to think something like turning off the lights during sex, would make some calculable impact on the environment. If there is anything that makes one doubt the environmental agenda, it should be these kinds of outrageous antics.

  22. Here is a perfect example of Big Govt getting into your personal business. For now they are saying “Please turn off the lights during intercourse to saving the (mythical) climate crisis….” But in a year or two, it will become a govt mandate backed by fines and possible imprisonment.

  23. The German economy is in desperate peril, burdened by the millions of their eastern cousins already on social programs and the new waves of refugees from the Middle East. So too, will follow the rest of the continent while their major companies shift production to friendlier climes. How’s that for a social experiment?

  24. Boggles the mind that these people made it to power…….How bout you park your private jet, how bout you don’t have a caravan of SUV following you all everywhere you go, how about you get a smaller house, HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BREATHING. ……. jagovs

  25. The “climate” is not interested – and neither is the rest of the world. Germany certainly must have better ideas to export than this dip stick. He must be a “Gruber graduate” – the dip stick who speaks the same idiotic comments in the U.S.

  26. Might be because of the Farfromgudlookin of the German woman that those lights should be off.

    As for Global Climate Fraud, perhaps these pompous elite thieves should stop consuming my resources? That would reduce man made global Bull excrement by thousands of tons daily.

  27. Well, the Germans did invent the “Fahrten-Lampen” after all. Very clever idea. A bedside lamp powered by your personal flatulence. When you want to read in bed, you just stick the end of the tube where the sun don’t shine and connect the other end to your Fahrten-Lampen. If you want to read “War and Peace”, you better eat a big bowl of pinto beans.

  28. To the Minister of Environment, STFU and go away. If she wants to save energy she should just stop breathing and do us all a favor. These leftist crackpots have no shame and no limits to the interfering they want to do.

  29. If it’s so imminent than stop all air travel, buses and cars today, that includes everyone because if there is “global warming” citizens and the lights are not the contributing factor….. Politicians in the US do this as well, be green this be green that….. Do they go around in their green cars? And green jets? No, Obamas limo
    Alone emits more than a diesel truck

  30. Wait a minute. Having sex causes Global Warming because we want to eat fried chicken afterward at Chick Fil A. Or, sex means babies. Or,,, My only question is, do they really have that much sex? I going there in my Lear Jet this summer, count on it.

  31. Governments will use anything they can to try and control how you live, even your own goings-on in your own home. The global warming scheme is just another attempt to consolidate power in the hands of bureaucrats so they can run your life the way THEY want people to live. There was an article out of England about the NHS (socialized medicine) using global warming in the guise of a ‘carbon footprint’ to DEMAND an 80 yr. old woman go to a different doctor who was closer to her home. The doctor she was seeing was only 4 BLOCKS away and they wanted her to go to an even closer clinic, change doctors, start all over with someone new, just because they claimed her carbon footprint for traveling to her current clinic was damaging to the atmosphere. The woman WALKED to the doctor for God’s Sake!!!

    Government healthcare, global warming, govt. benefits, mass socialization etc… are NEVER done ‘for your own good’. They are used as tools to control you and make you beg for continued existence.

    • Your raison d’être does not include science or being scientifically literate. Now if you’d understood your elementary grade school lessons you’d be way smarter and know that the CO₂ you exhale as a waste product is not new carbon but a byproduct derived from sequestrated carbon you consumed eating carbohydrates and sugars. The scientific ignorance on this site is grossly appalling. It is embarrassing that having some of the world’s greatest education facilities and opportunities our society continues to churn out the largest number of scientific ignorami in the developed world. The natural carbon cycle is just too hard to grasp for the m0r0ns making comments on this site.

      • WOW, it has been a while since I heard a CO2 is not CO2 argument.
        If he hadn’t told me, I would have thought the sequestered carbon I feed my Escalade combined with 2 molecules of oxygen was exhaled into the air was the CO2 that the libs condemn. I am glad to see a product of common core. I thought it was graduating unthinking, ignoramuses. Thank you lefty for showing us its efficacy.

        • Thank you for confirming that you’re neither a scientist nor scientifically literate. Why don’t you know the difference between sequestrated CO₂ from grains, vegetation, etc. that are carbon neutral in the natural carbon cycle and fossil sequestrated CO₂ that was permanently removed from the natural carbon cycle by geological processes? The latter when released by human activities (and to a very minor extent natural processes) are a positive forcing. You increase the silliness of your dumb comment by suggesting science has a political bias which puts you in the m0r0n category of the scientifically ignorant.

  32. I’ve owned enough BMWs to know Germans can’t build a car without a nearby team of mechanics to maintain it. So the vaunted German myth of engineering excellence is pure bullshit.

    Now, the same German idiots want to mandate sexual behavior in accordance with fraudulent weather science. Good grief. It’s true. Germans are idiots.

    And I’m of German heritage. So I guess that makes me an idiot too. Ah, almost. Thankfully, I have a strong Scottish counter line in my family. And don’t get me started on the Scottish.

  33. If they would stop geo-engineering with spraying the skies the balance of climate would stabilize within a few years.
    Look it up on u toob….and then look up at the haarp influenced cocktail sprayed over head.
    The politics of climate change is to keep you from looking up and figuring out we are being poisoned.

  34. The second that the rich elitists, who are banging the hell out of global warming drum, REDUCE their HUMONGOUS CARBON FOOT PRINT down to the MEAGER one I have in comparison, I will think about reducing mine. Until then, Obama, Pelosi, Reid, Schumer and the rest of them, can kiss off.

  35. Germans. The ones who killed the Jews. They love to be in charge. They take their office lights when they move to America and unscrew every other bulb in their offices. So can’t I just do that during sex? Or will you put me in an incinerator?

  36. First: does this mean that too many germans are having way too much sex? And secondly: porn movies would need glo sticks then otherwise no one will SEE anything. Maybe this is intentional in order to collapse the porn industry in Germany!!!

  37. Run forest run….The bad news is that the climate Nazis are just getting started….the good news is they have a good chance of being snowed in….they can practice F’ing themselves in a cold dark room.

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